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Is it just me... (part two)


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In a reflective mood tonight all :)

 

So, does anyone else feel that strange sense of pride at the filling station?

 

Y'know, when you pull up, get out and start filling up the Zed at the same time as 6 other cars, only to see them finish off, pay and drive away before you've reached 70 Litres :D

 

Sodding zero degrees this evening, and there I was freezing on the forecourt, smiling at the insanity of it all :)

 

I'm hoping for a truck to fill up alongside me one day :blush:

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I hate doing this. Firstly it takes ages to fill (90 litre tank :scare: ) plus there is always a chav who comes and peers in the engine bay and asks:

 

1) How fast does it go?

 

2) How fast have you gone in it?

 

3) How much did it cost?

 

4) What do you do for a job?

 

In that order. Royally f***s me off. :dry:

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Odd :dry: I get that here. Minus the peering in the engine bay and the chav part. Always some middle aged bloke. Guess it's cos the Z is 65k here. Now if I had 263,450 euro I could get a G and probably have people spit as they look at me filling up.

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I hate doing this. Firstly it takes ages to fill (90 litre tank :scare: ) plus there is always a chav who comes and peers in the engine bay and asks:

 

1) How fast does it go?

 

2) How fast have you gone in it?

 

3) How much did it cost?

 

4) What do you do for a job?

 

In that order. Royally f***s me off. :dry:

 

you should have some cards made up with the answers on :thumbs:

 

it must be that friendly face you have ;)

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I hate doing this. Firstly it takes ages to fill (90 litre tank :scare: ) plus there is always a chav who comes and peers in the engine bay and asks:

 

1) How fast does it go?

 

2) How fast have you gone in it?

 

3) How much did it cost?

 

4) What do you do for a job?

 

In that order. Royally f***s me off. :dry:

 

you should have some cards made up with the answers on :thumbs:

 

it must be that friendly face you have ;)

 

Trust me, I've thought about it :blush:

 

To be fair I tell people, i'm a football agent, stock broker or anything else that springs to mind :lol:

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I hate doing this. Firstly it takes ages to fill (90 litre tank :scare: ) plus there is always a chav who comes and peers in the engine bay and asks:

 

1) How fast does it go?

 

2) How fast have you gone in it?

 

3) How much did it cost?

 

4) What do you do for a job?

 

In that order. Royally f***s me off. :dry:

 

"...always a chav"...hmm... you really need to stop talking to yourself at petrol stations then Sarnie, people are starting to worry :lol::p

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I hate doing this. Firstly it takes ages to fill (90 litre tank :scare: ) plus there is always a chav who comes and peers in the engine bay and asks:

 

1) How fast does it go? - "In which gear?"

 

2) How fast have you gone in it? - "I've never been more than 60mph"

 

3) How much did it cost? - "I can't remember, but got change from the house sale"

 

4) What do you do for a job? - "I can't tell you that" (Pull phone from pocket and say 'Russian embassy? - I'm there'

 

In that order. Royally f***s me off. :dry:

 

Get clever with your answers.....!! ;)

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I hate doing this. Firstly it takes ages to fill (90 litre tank :scare: ) plus there is always a chav who comes and peers in the engine bay and asks:

 

1) How fast does it go? - "In which gear?"

 

2) How fast have you gone in it? - "I've never been more than 60mph"

 

3) How much did it cost? - "I can't remember, but got change from the house sale"

 

4) What do you do for a job? - "I can't tell you that" (Pull phone from pocket and say 'Russian embassy? - I'm there'

 

In that order. Royally f***s me off. :dry:

 

Get clever with your answers.....!! ;)

 

Oh I do, I told one kid I had done 220 mph in it :lol:

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