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I wonder when someone will make a film that is not based on comic book characters, not that I don't like the movies but its all getting a bit out of hand!

 

The more I talk about Star Wars with people catching up and watching it, the less I get excited about it, it was a bit samey and thus predictable. Although in relative terms way ahead of the three prequals.

 

Watching Kingsman the other week, what a film, one of the best I have seen in years.

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I do kind of agree about Star Wars. I mean it was good and as you say, better than the prequals, but I wasn't like, oh wow, this is mind blowing. Even Darth Maul made me go, oh wow which I was hoping Kylo Ren would do but he just came across as a bit of a stroppy wimp. He should of kept his mask on for the whole film to add to the mystery of his character. Ray was good but I didn't really care about Fin or that fighter pilot who kept looking at Fin in an odd way :)

 

As film I saw last night that was brilliant was Argo. Had no idea what to expect or when it was made but it was brilliant.

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Kylo Ren was quite possibly the worst sith ever, I reckon I could have had him using just a rolling pin instead of a light sabre. And yes, should have kept the mask on...

 

I reckon he was more worried about his hair and image than being a bad ass Sith Lord. Can you imagine him standing up next to Darth Maul. Maul would be thinking, who's this pretty boy then :lol:

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For any of the comic book fans out there, I saw the trailer for Batman v Superman when going to see new Star Wars* but have I missed something? Superman is, well err, super. He shoots lasers out his eyes, super strong, super fast, can genuinely fly and defeated three other Supers in Superman 2.

 

Batman is a man in a very elaborate fancy dress costume. He'd last all of about 9 seconds in a punch up with Superman, even with kryptonite knuckle dusters. I mean, he could barely overcome a man whose superpower was speaking unintelligibly.

 

 

 

 

*I enjoyed new Star Wars except for the learning to use a light sabre in 5 mins, to a level that would occupy a sith for more than 10 seconds. And Leia/Fisher was awful, they'd have been better off leaving her out.

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Going off topic a little - Been working my way through the 2016 Best Picture Oscar Nominees

 

seen 3 so far

 

Bridge of Spies - Good movie, typical solid Tom Hanks performance 8/10

 

The Big Short - Very Good and will scare the sh*t out of you on how banks can be so irresponsible - both Bale and Steve Carrells characters are superb 9/10 - saw a dodgy copy in Hanoi last week just in case I get comments its not released in UK yet !

 

The Martian - Best Movie I have seen for years, its sad, hilarious at times but utterly compelling 10/10 - probably won't win as its up against non fiction movies.

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Going off topic a little - Been working my way through the 2016 Best Picture Oscar Nominees

 

seen 3 so far

 

Bridge of Spies - Good movie, typical solid Tom Hanks performance 8/10

 

The Big Short - Very Good and will scare the sh*t out of you on how banks can be so irresponsible - both Bale and Steve Carrells characters are superb 9/10 - saw a dodgy copy in Hanoi last week just in case I get comments its not released in UK yet !

 

The Martian - Best Movie I have seen for years, its sad, hilarious at times but utterly compelling 10/10 - probably won't win as its up against non fiction movies.

 

Cheers for the heads up Mudman, will check those films out. Having a big film watching session at the moment so welcome any recommendations.

 

Surprised there is not a thread about the last movie a person watched to be honest with a quick review.

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Kylo Ren was quite possibly the worst sith ever, I reckon I could have had him using just a rolling pin instead of a light sabre. And yes, should have kept the mask on...

 

I reckon he was more worried about his hair and image than being a bad ass Sith Lord. Can you imagine him standing up next to Darth Maul. Maul would be thinking, who's this pretty boy then :lol:

 

It's very easily explained in just two words too;

 

Disney villain.

 

 

Even ignoring Abrams ineptitude at all things film, Disney was never going to let Kylo Ren be another Maul or Vader. I mean, they didn't even give him a theme tune...

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Kylo Ren was quite possibly the worst sith ever, I reckon I could have had him using just a rolling pin instead of a light sabre. And yes, should have kept the mask on...

 

I reckon he was more worried about his hair and image than being a bad ass Sith Lord. Can you imagine him standing up next to Darth Maul. Maul would be thinking, who's this pretty boy then :lol:

 

It's very easily explained in just two words too;

 

Disney villain.

 

 

Even ignoring Abrams ineptitude at all things film, Disney was never going to let Kylo Ren be another Maul or Vader. I mean, they didn't even give him a theme tune...

 

Damn, you are so on the money with this.

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I've only just seen the new SW.

 

It was fairly decent I thought. Not sure about Adam from "Girls" playing a deranged dark force mofo.

 

Why don't they have big people in films any more with muscles? Bring back the 80s.

 

The guy is 6'3" but he's a streak of urine.

 

Chewy hasn't aged a bit the dirty old fuzz ball.

 

Bet Luke at the end was like "ffs. All I want is piece and quiet. Read my paper 'n that. But no"

 

Wonder if they have intergalactic Jehovahs Witnesses a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

 

Anyway. Decent watch.

 

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