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Guy sells his right nut for a 370Z


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Am I reading this right in that a woman can sell her eggs off for a sodding fortune???

 

IF I was a woman, I'd defo consider that... Easily cover my expenses, even if I only get £2500 for one "batch" - surely it's tax free ;)

 

That oughta help cover the cost of getting some nice toys... say a GTR for me, 370z for the mrs - after all its her eggs.

 

Come to think of it... could start a whole chain going.... all your female friends.... like pimping eggs.... or some form of poultry farm ;)

 

Anyways.... I would not lose ol' Lefty/Righty for a 370z, sorry

 

At least aim a bit higher - Nut for GTR maybe? Having said that, owning a GTR makes people "nut" hahaha

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If I was doing that I'd want my new nut to be bionic. Maybe light up and vibrate on demand, emit a pleasant coconuty fragrance, act as an emergency beacon if you got lost in the wild. It should definitely read out G forces, fluid levels and other telemetry to a smartphone app as a minimum.

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If I was doing that I'd want my new nut to be bionic. Maybe light up and vibrate on demand, emit a pleasant coconuty fragrance, act as an emergency beacon if you got lost in the wild. It should definitely read out G forces, fluid levels and other telemetry to a smartphone app as a minimum.

 

Personally I'd want it programmed for keyless entry in to the Z... that mod would be the nuts!!

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