Zummertor Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 This may be apt for this morning, hope you all had a good one ! Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk and delirious . Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast in on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!" A self-induced hangover - £100.00 Broken furniture - £200.00 Breakfast - £10.00 Saying the right thing - PRICELESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 :lol: Nice one, not sure about the name though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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