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comments during colonoscopies - euuughhh


Zummertor

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Recylcing a few of old humour, I'll try and check it hasn't been posted before. This one came to me from an Aussie mate in Sydney.

 

 

 

A physician claims that the following are actual comments made by his

patients (predominately male) while he was performing their

colonoscopies: :yuck:

 

 

"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

 

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

 

"Can you hear me NOW?"

 

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

 

"You know, in Arkansas we're now legally married."

 

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

 

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...."

 

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

 

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

 

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

 

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

 

And the best one of them all...

 

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not

up there.

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