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From the spinoff of friends where Joey gives his nephew advice on dating

 

"If you're a 7 you can go out with another 7 or lower. You could even go with a 3 AND a 4.........or even seven 1s.....but I wouldn't recommend the last one!"

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Fletch - "I don't quite know how to put this, gentlemen, but there is a thief among us..."

 

And

 

Fletch - "Do you know who made our raspberry blamange last week? Riggs and he's in here for poisoning"

 

Godber - "did he really?"

 

Fletch - "Yeah he's a cause celeb in his home town Newcastle under Lyme, come to think of it most his relatives are under lyme now"

 

Godber - "Is that why they call him arsenic Riggs?"

 

Fletch - "oh no, that's because he once sat on a razor blade" :lol:

 

 

 

 

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