Commander Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Traveling home last night, doing about 60, downhill on a pretty wide / open B-Road with the main beam on. A big deer jumps out of nowhere, plonks its self in the middle of the road and just stops. I jammed on the anchors, tickled the ABS so backed off the pedal slightly and veered left. The deer decides it is feeling suicidal so it moves back in my way, I swerve right instead and miss it by about a foot. It was a big bugger and would have ended up in my windscreen if I'd actually hit it. Thank f*** for good tyres (MPSS) and driver training! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stutopia Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 month's supply of venison down the drain 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Posted October 22, 2015 Author Share Posted October 22, 2015 month's supply of venison down the drain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Posted October 22, 2015 Author Share Posted October 22, 2015 month's supply of venison down the drain Hah, not with a boot as small as the 350s! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davedutch Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 After you had hit the damage would have meant strapping it to the roof would have been ok because you probably couldn't do any more harm (to your car) Would have been VERY expensive venison burgers though so well done for not being tempted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraziekatz1 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Had that happen before with a drunk person.....now I know how they get those tequila-flavoured burgers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davedutch Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Are you sure you don't mean beer "battered" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy78 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Video or it didn't happen! Had this with a few sheep before in Ilkley who decided they wanted to be a bonnet ornament, but luckily managed to stop. Apart from the fact that I don't want to hurt animals, the damage a large beast will do to the front of a car is pretty serious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock_Steady Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I was once behind a women in a Toyota Hilux who hadn't strapped some sofas down in the back. lo and behold behind her doing 60 and off the 2 seater came!! Bounced over my car!!!!! I made this face then a poof I swerved to avoid it and thankfully missed it. She did pull over and so did I, to tell her what a massive penis she was. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick350z Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I was once behind a women in a Toyota Hilux who hadn't strapped some sofas down in the back. lo and behold behind her doing 60 and off the 2 seater came!! Bounced over my car!!!!! I made this face then a poof I swerved to avoid it and thankfully missed it. She did pull over and so did I, to tell her what a massive penis she was. For some reason I imagined that in the style of a Michael Bay slow-motion revolving shot. I don't suppose everything was exploding around you as well was it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraziekatz1 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 I was once behind a women in a Toyota Hilux who hadn't strapped some sofas down in the back. lo and behold behind her doing 60 and off the 2 seater came!! Bounced over my car!!!!! I made this face then a poof I swerved to avoid it and thankfully missed it. She did pull over and so did I, to tell her what a massive penis she was. For some reason I imagined that in the style of a Michael Bay slow-motion revolving shot. I don't suppose everything was exploding around you as well was it? I had him down as Vin Diesel in F&F where the back of the tanker goes over his roof! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock_Steady Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 At the time it was like slow motion dramatics. I suppose all that was missing was a beautiful women in the passenger seat, someone dangling off my bonnet holding to my window wipers while bombs were exploding all around us. Me, with a six pack covered in soot and oil with a fat cigar. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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