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How old do you feel?


Trev-the-Rev

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How old does this make you feel?

 

1973 : Long hair

 

2007 : Longing for hair

 

 

 

1973 : Acid rock

 

2007 : Acid reflux

 

 

 

1973 : Moving to Cape Town because it's cool

 

2007 : Moving to Cape Town because it's warm

 

 

 

1973 : Trying to look like Liz Taylor

 

2007 : Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor

 

 

 

1973 : Seeds and stems

 

2007 : Roughage

 

 

 

1973 : Going to a new, hip joint

 

2007 : Receiving a new hip joint

 

 

 

1973 : Rolling Stones

 

2007 : Kidney Stones

 

 

 

1973 : Passing the drivers' test

 

2007 : Passing the vision test

 

 

 

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things:

 

 

 

The people who are starting university in September were born in 1989.

 

 

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

 

 

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

 

 

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

 

 

The CD was introduced before they were born.

 

 

They have always had an answering machine.

 

 

They have always had satellite TV.

 

 

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

 

 

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

 

 

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

 

 

They do not care who shot J. R. And have no idea who J. R. is.

 

 

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

 

 

Do you feel old yet?.

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