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He lowered it too far and got stuck in a puddle!! (just kidding, hope it gets fixed)

i physically flinched at the lambo bit and i knew it was comming!

Glasgow, then you can hire me for photos (im going to stalk you round every thread ) Go up the A82 from glasgow as it is soo good, and go over glen fruin road (also known as military road)

i can just imagine that jay, *jay* "ehhh.... ummmm...... hi....." *her* "ohh hi, do you want to touch my breasts or bum?" *jay* "mmmmmmmmmm *runs to fix hair in the zed's mirror* *drools*" Lexx, no need to let down his tyres, just remove the inside mirror!!!

and he will be looking to hire a brilliant up and coming Scottish photographer to photograph it! *wink wink, nudge nudge*

Sent martin a message as i got confused on the chalet park's website, so i'v asked him for advice! Ooh can i be on the list?? or do i not count cause i'll be in a passenger seat being told to shut up?? once mart helps me sort myself out, i shall be booking myself a room. so are we checking on the night of the 5th then drive on the 6th then back on the night of the 6th, then home on 7th? I may take amazing photos, but i get puzzled with other people plans

so this is why the UK has had lovely weather, cause your in a hard top haha at least the micra won't do 80 over a cattle grid and jump off a bump in the road!! Hope you get it back in good nic! (as i think i'm in yours for the highland hoon) Ad

saw it last night and it was brilliant poor lambo nice mv augusta tho pitty heath cant win any awards for this

well if you were all a bunch of tosswanks then i doubt people would stay here for very long, this is not a cliquey site, you are all very welcoming and helpful, even im learning more about the car! Adam

I sure do, but i may be biast, maybe someone else on here should recommend them! *cough, Jim, Jay, Coldhandluke, Martin, Glasgow meet, Carlisle meet, and everyone else who likes my pictures*

Martin. for the short time i'v been here, (wow 2 months now ) you seem to play a big role on the forum, so you can congratulate yourself for helping them!!

needs lowered, spacers, Dots rims, and to be professionally photographed by an up and coming automotive photographer!!

Thanks everyone, the guy is genuine, spoke to him 2day and he tried to text me last night to say work had called him back out again but my phone is playing silly buggers, as me and the missus figured out earlier. but i do like this deposit idea and will look into it, as i give them the option that they pay my travel or they pick me up (i like the second as means i get a lift in ferrari and R8 ) this is why this is the 350z owners club, cause your all a big bunch of nice folk! Adam

the reason im offering some for free just now is to build up my portfolio so i have lots of makes of cars and different types, which means i can charge what i want as i can back up my prices with proof and experience. i think the deposit idea is a good one, thanks chris. thanks guys

Haha, Thank you

i think that best sums it up ooh can i get a custom title then? likes stew's residant scotsman, Resident Photographer?? hehe

To be honest jim's routes will be slightly faster to get to Fort Augustus, but for the extra half hour or so to get you through Glasgow on the motorway, you may aswell stay on it as the A82 is fantastic!! You could take the M74 to the end (Rutherglen, east end of glasgow) then Plot into sat nav, or good old fashioned maps, Shields Road, then nip onto the M8 there, and you have cut out City Centre motorway. Its all personal preference, but the A82 is Beautiful and fun. oOOH just had another idea. M74 onto M8, then Off at junction sign posted, George Square/ Port Dundas, and then take a right under the bridge, follow road to Milngave, A81, then you come into Aberfoyle, then you will meet the DUKES PASS!! how many bends would you like in a short road? and double it! then you will be at callander, and follow Jim's directions.

so does that mean i'm the resident 350z photographer??

Grr why do i put faith in some people. well here is the story, first was someone offered to fly me to london for a shoot, but then sold their car and didn't even tell me it was for sale, so i was just left with no replies and no date and was a bit as i was looking foreward to it. seconds was a lotus exige, i knew the guy was selling it, and the first day he tried to arrange, i couldn't make it but i offered him days the next week and he didn't reply, chased him up asking if the tuesday would be ok, no reply, then sent one asking if this tuesday was on, yes or no, and guess what!!!! no reply. Last night i was to have a black R8 to shoot, the guy was going to text me when he was on his way to pick me up, i know he finished work at about 8 sometimes, so was fine till then, but no text at all last night and considering i have friends from ireland over, you can imagine how annoyed i am that we stayed in to wait for this text. At least he sent me an email this morning saying he had sent a text last night (i guess to cancel) but his phone said it failed to send (this morning) so he emailed me. So currently i have been let down by two folk and the third i think was an accident as he seemed to be really up for it, so i'm going to re arrange a time with him. But being stood up for a shoot feels like @*!# and makes me question if my work is actually any good, or if i'm just being taken for a ride cause there free? Sorry for the long read i just was a bit Adam

i crashed my plane :S oops!

oopht, first person from here that gets one of them gets a free photoshoot!! (excluding expenses)

i'll buy it for £100 as long as you tax it for the next couple of years and pay my insurance!!! i'm with martin, stick it up for sale at the price you want for it then slowly let the price drop. Adam

the hair makes up the extra length!!!

mm, I was wondering how there could possibly be a 'Mrs Jay'! You should see her either its 14" long and 10" in diameter, or he pays her! and Jay would you like to enlighten us on how you found these jokes?? i believe the same way you found out the, If someone has sex with a prostitute and she does not consent, is that rape or shop lifting? here the rest of the good uns I keep having my profile on that dating website 'Match.com' rejected. One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'. Apparently 'my dick' is not an acceptable answer. ------------------------------------------------------------------ A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!' The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cu*t !' ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are women like clouds? eventually they fu*k off and its a really nice day ------------------------------------------------------------------ What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. ------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?' The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. 'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.' -------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fu*king big red mark on her forehead. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I was at an ATM money machine when an old lady came up and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Zebo, a half blind five year old south african orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just a small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fu*king hilarious.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks. Bad minton. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. The reply from his friend...... 'You're so fu*king lucky... Mine's still alive...' ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; 'Fu*k off, you won't bring it back.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes. 'Geeeeez mate, that was impressive!' 'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My Wifes an epileptic'

nope, i'll book my own so i can dance around naked in my room!! i just need to stop forgetting things.