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get her along for the hoon, and i'll go passanger!! you not presuaded her son to get a photoshoot of the new car?

the zx12 is soo fast yet sooo comfy. cause its classed as a sports tourer!

Glasgow to there is just under 200 and you did it on 2 different days hehe Yeah i can imagine the headache, should have just made her make sex noises the whole way

shh, you'll ruin all my secrets!! jay said "paul's just let your secret out" and i got scared and asked him what secret it was :S haha well i'm obviously as good as max power then hehe thanks everyone

my car used to have a leak so stew, your wrong there. When did u last do a 300mile round trip in the zed? your arse may get soar!

bikes faster polos slower

easy answer, put them on the table and measure!

Well i'm hoping this is the first of a few photoshoots with jay (i need the money) so we went out late at night to get these, one of them you will have seen if you look in the calendar thread but otherwise look at it here. 1. 2. Cheif Snapper!

you wonder, if you offer her a ride, you think she will let you have a shot of the car? sort of, you ride me, i ride your car, deal

watched transformers again the other night, god damn!

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lord... and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. another one Typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, 'Where did you come from? How did you get here?' She replies, 'I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here when my cruise ship sank.' 'Amazing,' he notes. 'You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you.' 'Oh, this thing?' explains the woman. 'I made the boat out of raw material I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree.' 'But, where did you get the tools?' 'Oh, that was no problem,' replied the woman. 'On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware.' The guy is stunned. 'Let's row over to my place,' she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, 'It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?' 'No! No thank you,' he blurts out, still dazed. 'I can't take another drop of coconut juice.' 'It's not coconut juice,' winks the woman. 'I have a still. How would you like a Pina Colada?' Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, 'I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet.' No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. 'This woman is amazing,' he muses. 'What next?' When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. 'Tell me,' she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, 'We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for?' She stares into his eyes .... He swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes..... 'F*****g hell, don't tell me you've got Sky Sports

it was a private road officer, in my own private industrial estate at midnight, no bunnies or kittens were killed in the making of that video!

Stan, imagine if the new bonnets were like that :O you would have hundreds of holes from the glasgow meet!! Sarnie, it shouldn't be forced, cause what if someone doesn't have a camera? they would need to spend the money buying one, whilst they could pay someone to take a better photo instead. If you can afford it, why be punished.

Stew i'll probably be on 2nite, you on nights just now? (well u must be as you aint online just now) I have from now till friday, to do a question and answers thing, and pick a bundle of photos to send over. its now a 4 page spread will be one picture over 2 pages and 2 pages with some more pics and reviews

put some padding round the post the same way they do at go kart tracks!!

As i said, here is Jay's entry for the calendar! what you lot think? Adam

bump to keep this topic high up (can it get stickied?) or should we have a calendar thread in the images section which can be stickied, where we post the photos. This is too late an idea for this calendar but how about for next year, you can only submit a photo for the month that the picture was taken in? say i took a photo in december, the only month it can be entered for is december. therefore the pictures should relate to the weather outside Adam mainly bringing this back up as i may be submitting a new jay photo for the calendar

i'd love my own zed!!! i can get told to get lowered and spacers it will probably become the dirtiest most unphotographed car in the world. Ad

next step, all 12months in the calendar!!! hopefully this will put more work my way, so i can have money yay thanks folk!

Well there is a new online car and track magazine coming out (first edition 1st September) and i received and email through piston heads from the magazine owner. www.tarmag.co.uk So i took the 3page review I have managed to get out of the donation as well, as i'm going up to knockhill for the boy racer day and the supercar day to take photos (was planning to go up and hand out business cards) So i ask, 350z owners who have received pictures, can you write up a testimonial that i can put in the review and ask if you don't mind me sending your photos in (with blanked plates) My deadline for it all to be in is the 16th but i hope to have it done before then, so can i have the testimonials as soon as possible? thanks Adam

Girls?? you talking about jay's bird and megan fox kissing?? god that would be good to see. with inflation neither of you can argue with each other. we all know i will become rich and famous one day so up yours!!

prob get put off in the car by you checking your hair more than her! then i'd overtake and she would see my arse in my leathers and think "yum"

Possible b*stard child of,

see we get real jam in scotland!!

and some bike orientated ones for the bikers (i stole them from a bike forum )