nurrish

+1 for sarnie sexing up a dog

I take it its Borat?? come on ian you can do better than that!!

+1 I would be changing the pic to goastse

Honestly.....i cant believe some people on here

Now get stripping

Was an honest question though

anyone know what these wheels are?

Then we got our selves a deal

Only if you call me zed man whilst performing that slap

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Wha t are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Television 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. What should you give a woman who has everything? A man to show her how to work it. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch. Why did God create woman ? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...' How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%... It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Women will never be equal to men.. until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci8n8vhrtMg

Needs bigger wheels

One step closer to the S/C then paul

Looks like you been doing too many burnouts at the lights I would expect to see at least 8k with normal everyday driving....maybe closerf to 10k

More so than..... Go Compare?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Well you better not click on here later as im posting up some pics Who would not want to see ian in a bath tub playing with his little ducky??

Its all about ian today giving him a bath later too....lather him up real good

Its alright Keith i still have him tied up....

And also thought my supercharger was a single turbo

You guys are cracking me up!!!!!

Shouldn't you be working anyway

I will let him answer once he has finished with his birthday whipping

What if you were to heat wrap the whole thing??

Got one sorted mate