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nurrish

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  1. Congrats dude i hope your going to have your picture taken with your zed for it to be posted on there website too
  2. I like the idea of this.....any ideas chris?
  3. whip out your multi meter and check which is negative and which is positive. you should only need the two
  4. Q: What is the definition of Confidence? A: When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next!" Q: How do you know when you are getting old? A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts. Q: What's the definition of "trust"? A: Two cannibals giving each other a BJ Q: When is a pixie not a pixie? A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'. Q: What is the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog? A: When driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you. Q: What do Kodak and condoms have in common? A: They both capture the moment. Q: What's got 90 balls and makes women sweat? A: Bingo. Q: What's 100 yards long and smells of wee? A: The Post Office queue on Thursday mornings. Q: What have the Gas Board and pelicans got in common? A: They can both stick their bills up their arse. Q: What's the difference between PMT and BSE? A: One's mad cow's disease and the other's an agricultural problem. Q: Who is the only man weighing over 11st, who has ridden a Derby winner, since 1945? A: Lester Piggott's cell mate. Q: What's got 500 legs and no pubic hair? A: The front row at a Boyzone concert.
  5. Shhhhhhhhh Nixy you will give away my secret.......
  6. I reckon gold would look nice with a black zed
  7. Dropped my car off today at the bodyshop ........ Driving around in a 06 nissan primeria for the week. I have asked my uncle to get loads and loads of photo's of the progress.....I will post them in here.....
  8. I think i need to start butching up abit......Started to get a strange reputation round here Dont honestly know what would look good with your setup ian......you need to get tucked into photoshop and have a play
  9. And your prize.......... 1 XL pink shirt
  10. i think everyone know what it was anyhoooo
  11. Awwwwwwww way to give the game away!!!!
  12. Yeah mate get the wheels sorted and it will be looking hot!! I hear gold is a good colour......
  13. I will put up the prize........1 Large Pink shirt
  14. I sat down to seek it......I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it....what have i got?????
  15. Will do, shes very much looking forward to the Saturday Wales drive and the Jockland hoon Oh and we're booked on a CarLimits airfield day where shes going to do some of the driving And if Nurrish aint careful she'll give him an earful if she meets him at the Wales run well your going to have to spot me first........just to give you a hint i will be wearing my pink shirt and sporting a burberry baseball cap
  16. Surely this thread needs more pictures of nixy.............. o btw HAPPY BIRTHDAY
  17. well what more can i say........maybe my zed is going half pink and half grey
  18. your either neither or are both have a deep hard think
  19. Lol you are already branded a bit queer nurrish so go on lol say you like the wheels when did this happen!!! So that makes me a big boob loving pink shirt wearing gay DAM!! I learn something about my self every day!!!
  20. But theres only two type of people that wear pink shirts.......gays and chav's (just to make it clear i have nothing against the gays)
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