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I'm assuming you've checked your oil level in the last 18 months?

Looks like Stew according to the list.

Fear not folks, I have been informed that Zedley is alive and kicking and updates are imminent

My Dad had one a few years back before the Hummer. Horrible, plasticky lump of a vehicle. I absolutely hated driving it, from the zero-feel steering to the gearbox akin to stirring a bucketful of bricks to the sports dash that was just some thin plastic stuck on top of the standard dash with some double sided tape. It had the power pack as well so had a bit more poke, but still ran out of puff well before any diesel engine should. It looks pretty good from the outside, but other than that it's a dog of a vehicle. Sorry!

Indeed, Tarmac have you got him?

I hope Spurs go on and equalise at least now, after that horrendous refereeing balls-up. They won't though, it'll be 3-1 Chelsea.

Best race for a long time. Cars very evenly matched, Rosberg did very well to keep the lead and it was a shame about Button and the wheel nut.

"Not been this disappointed since Shrek 2!" Martin Brundle, we salute you.

She's a ****.

Did you use a proper detailing brush, like a Swissvax or a copy? That's what I use on my 10-spoke wheels, works a treat getting to the brake calipers in their entirety

Brakes and tyres, if you haven't done so already. No point having 400bhp if you can't stop the car

I've seen a Cayenne Tubby screaming round the last corner before the pit straight at Bedford before, after the Caterham it towed there decided it wanted to self-destruct 3 laps into the day. Utterly brilliant to watch!

To be fair, that could happen to anyone in any kind of car if you're pushing your own or the vehicle's limits. Whether it's an SUV or saloon or a sports car makes little difference if you're driving like a knob. I'd love to get my truck on a trackday one day. Need to find a cheap airfield day methinks...

Nice one Zugara, you've just made me seem normal

I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaay past therapy Tell I'm wrong though?

VXR is an old car now and came out when people still had money and didn't care about VED. Same for the older Meganes, and you don't see many new Megane RSeseses about. No-one wants big engined cars anymore: Look how cheap the older Mercs, Audis, BMWs and Jaaaaaags are on PH. fact of life sadly, which is why everyone is downsizing.

The 370Z is less than £30K. Just.

I've thought about it too much

Of course, I'm guessing we're all just assuming that we'd be these amazingly beautiful women for this magical day swap, not some fugly old munter

S'okay, I suspect that Twobears already has a pretty good idea of what it's like to be a woman for a day

GPMSL I'd go and buy some sexy underwear. Women get all the best underwear which means they can look like a bag lady on top, but be feeling like an utter slut underneath. I imagine that's a very powerful feeling.

A small V6 with an SC would be my ideal, but you know that they'll go with a 4-pot turbo.

Makes sense. No-one has bought the 370Z in anywhere near acceptable numbers due in part to the fuel economy and the CO2 banding as well as the cost in a recession, despite it being a better car than the 350Z. There's a market there for a car that's the same size as the BRZ86, but with more poke as most people are put off owning the Toyobaru because of the 0-60 time.

Won't make any noticeable difference, I run everything on 97 and it's just as good as any 99 I've tried.

Have you seen the prices of 20" tyres? That may make you consider selling them and putting some sensible size ones on sooner than you think