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Sounds like a shock, could also be a snapped drop link possibly.

Not sure about the bonnet lines either, but it's definitely different

Not as tedious as it's getting reading them. Writing about a fun blat on the road is fine, and at the start of the OP's post I was quite interested in it as it was a bit different. It's all this utter nonsense about "Why is my car not as good as this one?" or "How much more power can I get so I can be quicker than X car?" that I'm fed up with. If you want to improve areas of your car, fine. If you're wondering why another car is faster, then go and ask the owner of the car. If you want a quick car, there are plenty quicker and cheaper than the Zed. If a p*ssing contest is what you want, then just buy a different car.

Are we not all on her because we have time to waste Speak for yourself, I've only so much vitriol to go round!

Can we just move sh*t like this straight to the Green Room? It's utter tripe and a complete waste of time.

Size of the engine is irrelevant, you do know that, right?

Double clutch?! Chuff me, is it 1965 again?!

Where's the whoosh parrot when you need him?

Spoofed header.

+millionty Keep a bottle of octane booster in the car just in case.

Gold works well, as does the red

Red spokes and black lip isn't a bad shout, might make the tyres look a bit big though? Not sure. Maybe black wheels but red calipers?

Get them on then ya lazy bugger!

God that's a good looking Zed What colour for the wheels? I can only see black or red working with your existing scheme, not sure if the red would be too much though.

Same as I had mine then, albeit I had adjustable front a-arms and rear toe/camber arms to run more aggressive geo. The ARBs gave me the control I wanted without sacrificing comfort, great setup I feel more people shoud try ARBs before swapping out the dampers and springs for performance.

Tell him you'll give him a discount for cash.

Whatever you say, poppet. To be fair, with arms like that you can have whatever colour phone you bloody well like!

Do it!

No-one else going to pick up on the white iPhone then?

Yup.

It's okay mate, I believe you!

On a decent road, it won't. It's when you hit a bump on one side of the car but not the other you can get some interesting reactions, as it'll transfer that bump across the axle and dislodge it from the road What springs and dampers are you running?

She can put her willy in me anytime then

A 350+ Ibiza weighs a lot less than a Evo though, and 4WD counts for nothing when you're rolling. On a side note, I love the mk1 Golfs that end up with a turbocharged V6 conversion in them, utterly mental!

Why? Are you now gutted that you didn't buy a Leon instead? Hardly a crappy car is it, if it's quicker than yours. Why can't people just show a little respect when humbled by something, well, humble? I got slaughtered once by a Citroen AX running god-knows-what when I had my VXR220, but as he went past me the 2nd time I backed off and gave him a massive thumbs up. I wouldn't want to swap cars with him, but by damn I'll show him some respect for having a proper sleeper mobile