Well that was a strange day. "Birdie" as he was apparently known around these parts has had a right old romp around.
Let me just inform you all that the "2 armed response" units that the police are quick to crow about in Cumbria are based in Kendal and Penrith, flipping miles away!
If it wasn't for Sellafield sending all their armed troopers out, It might even have been worse! Thankfully i was inside said razorwired place, guarded with, as Gene Hunt would say; Armed Bast**ds.