Jay

Welcome aboard mate

Oh shhh luke lol! I still support that look mainly cause am a lazy sod

I want black ones but i am not payin 60 bucks for them lol

hahah its a struggle stew

mm, I was wondering how there could possibly be a 'Mrs Jay'! You should see her either its 14" long and 10" in diameter, or he pays her! and Jay would you like to enlighten us on how you found these jokes?? i believe the same way you found out the, If someone has sex with a prostitute and she does not consent, is that rape or shop lifting? here the rest of the good uns I keep having my profile on that dating website 'Match.com' rejected. One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'. Apparently 'my dick' is not an acceptable answer. ------------------------------------------------------------------ A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!' The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cu*t !' ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are women like clouds? eventually they fu*k off and its a really nice day ------------------------------------------------------------------ What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. ------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?' The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. 'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.' -------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fu*king big red mark on her forehead. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I was at an ATM money machine when an old lady came up and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Zebo, a half blind five year old south african orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just a small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fu*king hilarious.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks. Bad minton. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. The reply from his friend...... 'You're so fu*king lucky... Mine's still alive...' ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; 'Fu*k off, you won't bring it back.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes. 'Geeeeez mate, that was impressive!' 'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My Wifes an epileptic' I dnt have a prob tellin peeps u hooked me up with these jokes lol Btw i kno laura is hot haha! GOOD TIMES! But am only 12 inches lol

Well its hard at times lol but yeh can figure it out

Lol i have a saying never let the wee head rule the big head :lol:

mm, I was wondering how there could possibly be a 'Mrs Jay'! Cause i am a gentleman really

LOL am headin to the gym in an hour after i have my rice then seeing the mrs tonight! Wat u doin lexx

Just a few jokes u guys have prob heard them b4 but i found them pretty funny. A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!' The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cu*t !' Why are women like clouds? eventually they fu*k off and its a really nice day A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; 'Fu*k off, you won't bring it back.'

Use photobucket dude

Globespan seems 2 b the best with the prices, which i didnt expect

hahha cheers mate! The boys want to have a wild week in zante or shagaluf! Am not 2 bothered tho cause i have already been 2 barbados. Nice one thanks for that lexx will give it a go!

Thanks for your help stan

LOL you have a heavy foot ian

Not to bad mate!

so wat was the outcome?

Thus why i have a 03 jdm lol

Oiy shhh u! Its tough bein a student with a zed! But so much fun

I would consider it dude but cant b assed shelling out more money for a zed lol! Think i would get rougly 13 .5k for mine! So wouldnt great zed for that i dnt think! But it is worth thinkin about m8

Sounds like the perfect holiday to me

Cheers mate hotels arent to bad we are getting halfboard for about 250 bucks each! Flights are just a bit more but i will give globespan a go!

Hey guys and gals does any 1 kno any good websites which have good delas on holidays? Few of the boys and I are wanting to get away to magaluf lol but prices seem a little high just now! So just thought i would ask you lot! Cheers in advance Jay P.S. Stan i think there will be plenty of shagtag over there

LOL no worries bro

i hav had a shot of a crossfire and its just nasty lol! soz bro! My mate has one and it just looks nasty and is not that comfortable