So, Sunday morning I'm having my well deserved long lie and the door bell goes off. I ignore it in favour of staying in bed. The person leaves and I hear them go up the stairs and knock on the next flat, then the next one. I'm thinking Jehovah's Witness'. They ring the bell on the way back down and the g/f urges me to go get it. Throw on a tshirt and open the door, greeted by a policewoman.
"Sorry to bother you, but did you hear any noise between 10pm and 5am last night?"
"Eh nothing unusual, why?"
"Cant really comment. Your neighbour below said she saw you outside at about 10pm"
"Yeah we'd been down at the cinema, just got home"
"Did you notice if the back gate was open and the back door?"
"No"
"OK, thanks for your time"
Off she went and I went back to bed........
Gave the g/f a lift home later and bumped into my neighbour below, who explained why the police were round......
Someone during the night had climbed our 8ft high exterior wall, had picked up a large breeze block, used it to stand on and had tried to open her back window with a screwdriver, when they failed to do this, they picked up another breeze block and hurtled it through her kitchen window!!