AndySpak

Oh yes! Thats what I'm talkin' about!

Not sure what colour you'd call this... Not my cup of tea but... Urgh...

Are you thinking of taking a spray gun to your's Zedrush?

I've always fancied it, which is why I keep reading this thread. Got no plans at the moment but if I do work out a weekend, I'll let you all know

Can they not fly over and you can pick them up in the Golf when you get there? I'm sure they would appreciate having the Zed there when they arrive

Do you not think my subject title is going to protect me?

Would be OK if it wasn't pink and covered in stickers

Q: Why are women like parking spaces? A: Because all the best ones have gone and the only ones left are Disabled or Mother and Child Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: Nothing, she's already been told twice Q: Whats the first thing a woman should do when she comes out of a Battered Wives hostel? A: The dishes if she knows whats good for her Some people say that women should be confined to the Kitchen and the bedroom... But who is going to clean the rest of the house? (Don't worry, I'm already hiding)

How do you fit them all in your Zed?

$100 is just an arbitrary figure really, the price of oil is still excrutiatingly high and it wouldn't have happened if it wasn't there or thereabouts in the first place. Stephen Schmuck might have been responsible for the headline figure but he couldn't have done it if oil was $50 barrel...

Is it just me or in the days before ABS did tyres just leave big black lines on the road when they locked up? Why if you come out of an aquaplane with locked wheels will the results be so dramatically different than when a non-ABS equipped car does an emergency stop?

That will shoot up before it ends tomorrow night. Nobody should bid before the last few minutes, all it does it put the price up more. I reckon it will be at least £19K by auction end. Would still be cheap at that price mind...

So true. The glovebox behind the passenger set is so awkward to get at that the only thing I have in it is the owners wallet. Its also no good for storing items that are hard (i.e. anything other than clothing) as everytime you break or accelerate you get a "clunk"

I'm sure when TopGear reviewed the G-Wiz they drag raced it against a Mustang. Wierd that in America they race a french car and over here they race a yankee car

You would say that driving a ginger car!

I'm sure this is somewhere on here already but I couldn't find it after typing "glovebox" in to the search box... What is behind the dash where the glovebox should be? I am hoping there is a really good explanation as to why there isn't a glovebox? This must be my biggest frustration with the car.

I'm a James fan too

isnt that the dress code for liverpool people who do business No Jay, that's a black tracksuit and a balaclava. This is for the trips to court. dont forget the sawn off to complete that casual "man about town look" PMSL Throw in a couple of pregnant school girls and it would be a perfect scouse family I think Digsy is ignoring us I think he's going to kick our collective ar$es when he catches up with this!! who has been signing in as me posting in this thread (phew ! i think digsy will buy that ) Eh, Eh, Eh, La, La, La! (Special message just for scousers that)

I was doing 140kph in a 110kph zone

isnt that the dress code for liverpool people who do business No Jay, that's a black tracksuit and a balaclava. This is for the trips to court. dont forget the sawn off to complete that casual "man about town look" PMSL Throw in a couple of pregnant school girls and it would be a perfect scouse family

I've debated this in the pub with a few different people and there never seems to be an overall winner...

living near ikea, it was bound to happen mate LMAO!!!! Never thought of it like that but there is probably a lot of truth in what you say!

I quite like it! Does that make me weird?

A couple, about to give birth, go to the hospital to deliver their baby. They go onto Labour Ward and wait for the magic to happen. Unfortuantely during labour, there are some complications and they need to perform a caesarian section. The mother is given gas and the father is asked to leave. When everything is over, the father is back in with the mother when the doctor comes to see them. The doctor, looking a little bit sad says "As you know, during labour there were a few problems". The couple stare at him with anticipation. The Doctor continues, "Well, there's some good news and there is some bad news, which would you like first?". The couple look at each other and jointly agree that they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "I'm sorry to tell you, that your baby is ginger". The couple, slightly confused ask, "Well whats the good news then?". The doctor replies, "It was dead!"

If you're driving through France, make sure you carry some Euros with you. I got stopped for speeding in France last summer and the policeman told me I needed to pay an on the spot fine of €90. I didn't have enough cash on me (it was my drive home) and he wasn't impressed when I offered him Visa. He kept hold of my driving license and pointed me in the direction of the nearest ATM. When I returned with the money, he issued me the ticket and returned my driving license. I did think about going home and claiming that I lost it but chickened out in the end. In one way, its good to know that Policemen are c*nts everywhere and its not just the UK ones.