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Mrs. Jones' 1st year class had just gotten back from summer holidays, and she was asking her students what they did over break.
When asked what she did, little Julie replied, "I went to the farm and saw the Moo Moo."
Mrs. Jones smiled and replied, "That's great Julie, but use big people words. You went to the farm and saw the cow. "
She then turned to Melissa and asked what she did over break.
Melissa blurted out, "I went on the Choo Choo with mommy and daddy."
Mrs. Jones smiled again and replied, "That is great Melissa, but remember to use big people words. You went on the train with mom and dad."
Lastly, Mrs. Jones looked across the room and pointed to Johnny. "What did you do during your break, Johnny?"
Johnny, who had had his hand raised, puffed out his chest, smiled and replied, "Over the summer, I read Winnie the @*!#."