Zummertor

Oh... What a disappointment that one must be, so small and doesn't really work Glad I can't make up my mind.

Re-cycled ..still quite good..reminds me of Billy Connolly and the lion tamer! A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side (as you do). He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the alligator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The alligator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of it's head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genital, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone £100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

Nope, just normal email traffic from all over the place. I wonder who would publish this stuff ? oh, yeah, guess I did

Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut" Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No...Really salty!"

Unless its about posting pics Welcome to the forum it was the student not the teachers Alright, already all very frustrating for me Now i need to take some pics, how long will that take ?

How would you wheel clamp it

aah yes but its not " the dangle its the angle " thats causes the prob Wow, my angles right from the start that was lucky ?

Been OK for me. Less trouble with spoiler scaping than on other cars I've had. I was surprised as I expected problems.

take a closer look at the brunette...... edit: Damn, you got in before me Zummertor what do you mean ? that is clearly a microphone and she is singing.

Guess you din't look at brunettes too closely

And "pics" in my experience today too tiring to post ! Guess welcome again

I don't want to comment on Essez or otherwise now For those of you following in "Test", I'm cream crackered now. finally

Yes, Maam

That's a crap load of rain. Makes sense though. When I watch a movie or see scenery of the UK it's always so green and lush. That's quite interesting about snow. The UK is much higher from the equator than where I live yet we get pummeled every year with snow. Right now we have 20" on the ground and it's 12 degrees outside. This weekend it's suppose to get into the 50's and rain. It does get crazy here as Lake Michigan fuels our weather We average 80" of snow per winter. Lake effect snow, I've been around the lakes when that has happened in the winter and it really dumps the stuff, unlike north Finland and central Canada where it just drifts down gently, you should be grateful that didn't come down as rain. Got a friend just outside Atlanta, but he drives a Porsche and has a house on the lake with jet skies and boats, done very well for himself.

Talking to yourself is next What do you mean next I've been down that route and sometimes I think it makes more sense, to me anyway and as if you couldn't guess

Welcome ! and enjoy the forum from what I've found this crowd know their stuff and are helpful. Enjoy the car.

Is that why he went to heaven ?

Talking to yourself is next

Three ESSEX Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Metropolitan Police. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?" The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!" The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back an said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?" "Yes! He only has one ear!" The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!" The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?" The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses." The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?" The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses!"

Kind of depends where you are. In SouthWest we get grey skies, wet, fogs on hills and mists down on the levels, some frosts and little to no snow. Rains here about 2' 8" in total in a year. So, slippy roads that are really filthy with it being a farming and tourist area. Never put on winter tyres so we just slide about if the weather is bad. Of course we like to think of it as Sunny and a lot brighter than those in Scotland.

Welcome !

followed by "not too much left, that is the good thing " !

So nearly there

Just rang around in Somerset, prices varied for P1 £189 - £191 except Bath at ~ £220. 4 different garage groups, more than a bit of similarities and a lot more than Scarborough !

whoops try it this way