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somebody up there hates me.
Zummertor replied to mike350z's topic in Introductions & Welcome Messages
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Hello from a new owner (well in a few weeks)
Zummertor replied to Hursty's topic in Introductions & Welcome Messages
Have some fun OOO, maybe I should look for a plate that is OOO4 AHH -
THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2007: (Yes, they were really printed as seen here.) Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos! Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right?
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Blade GT, young'ish guy fair hair and clearly miles and miles away somewhere else, guess it was nice there, Reg ending HSC. Time about 11:50 a.m. yesterday morning (Wednesday).
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Texas Sex - Rodeo position Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions. One said, 'I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.' 'I don't think I have ever heard of that one,' said the other cowboy. 'What is it?' 'Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear; "Boy, these feel just like your sister's" '.
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Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"? The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability cheques, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother" The fairy godmother replied, "It is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?" Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years. And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?" Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man." Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen. The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life." With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered... "Bet you're sorry now that you cut my nuts off"
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lots of info in here to help you in your search, enjoy the forum and in particular some really fine jokes
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M3 southbound circa 10'ish, J5, I was going Northbound in Zed.
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This morning (Monday) 9:30ish, travelling towards Chitterne.
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Coxley to Polsham - real local location description ;)
Zummertor replied to Zummertor's topic in Spotted or Flyered
Saturday, mid afternoon. Stupid to forget saying the time / date. -
Been there quite many times for business and spent a few days here and there for more social reasons. If you can get there for the spring blossom the islands are stunning. A couple of contrasts must be done, certainly the various city aspects of Tokyo are well worth spending a few days exploring, depending on what you like to do there are places you can find anything and things you hadn't thought of. Fuji - is very much a weather dependent trip, so have some flexibility in your schedule. An absolute must is to get out into the mountain villages for a few days, lots of alternatives. Bullet train, is smooth and quick but not into the TGV speed league or that new Shanghai link. You really need to go on the underground to get about in the cities and the best tip I got is to never leave any station until you've worked out where you are going. Go to an in city golf driving range. Learn a few phrases, helps greatly, food is super, lots of varieties and types, can be incredibly expensive in top notch Tokyo restaurants.
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Mmmmm, needs more than teeth to get out of that one nice nails. You'll be linking to "Boy named Sue" next in San Quentin.
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Makes me feel better about my car being dirty Was going to go out and listen for the comparison but all around here seem to have gone to sleep. Not quite a "Zorst" but still "nice"
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excellent, well done
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Impossible to spend more than £50 Hope that helps you all ! Just noticed no mods this week but £260 on fuel, yikes.
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Curious. Not had this on the Zed before. Other cars have generated this though problems have either been; seal related e.g. rubber not quite fitting or breached around hatch / lights or on roadsters an issue with water sitting around the edge and then when left stationary(couldn't resist penning that) it seeping in. Unless someone has come across this before then it is usually the case of knowing when and when it does not happen, of course this is tedious but starting with a dired out car will help (hair dryers here you come), on ething worth hunting for is the highest damp patch make sure you look back to the metal. Big Hello btw
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Grrreat idea to get a Zed ! and Give us some numbers ? Without any then, Private sale may be an issue, but can be resolvable with a stealer visit with seller. If dealer then too many questions come with it for it too be a great decision. If not very old then different to being a bit older. As with most cars plenty to choose from so don't rush it, although obviosuly on here you'll find we think it a brilliant decision !
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This has taken ages of thinking through, quite a lot of practice has gone in so I hope you all appreciate the agile athletic abilities, now where is that drink ? I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. [ not just a bright spark ] He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." [bloddy cheek ] I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?" (You're gonna love this.....) [ oh yes you are ] She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
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It is a Red squirrel so of Britsih origins so obviously it is very talented
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It is a Red squirrel so of Britsih origins so obviously it is very talented
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Just heard on one of the Pilot forums that British Airways are flying in their Chinese aircraft crash investigator to LHR. Mr Wat Wen Fu King Wong arrives tomorrow.
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Help!!! 350Z Paid Research
Zummertor replied to seasidegirl22's topic in Introductions & Welcome Messages
Not a fit in that Demigraphic thing, but I can talk, not so good at tpying. Surely given modern technology remote interviews would be possible for those that fit or are close ? Gill, seriously that is a very narrow demographic you are researching any other criteria you can share ? -
Eh ? stick your nose in the bubble and push it around ? Quite a talent I guess, but ...
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Going through centre of town I'm guessing from Frome direction. GM Roadster, too dark to spot plate, I did a little flash and beep