Zummertor

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son for breakfast. He gives the young boy three nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up that last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?' 'No,' the woman replied. 'Divorce Lawyer'...

Looking good. I think one proud owner ! Black flaps hides the shape of the rear ones better than colour co-ordinated in a picture. IMO the shape of the rears isn't so good and puts me off fitting them but front ones work well.

Welcome, welcome, welcome ! Worst i got after 100 miles I suspect it wasn't recording properly !!!!

A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese businessman and an Aussie were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them. The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!' The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!' The Chinese businessman called out 'Move it, time is money' The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greenkeeper. Let's have a word with him.' 'Hello, George' Said the Catholic Priest. 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?' George the greenkeeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.' The group fell silent for a moment. The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.' The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.' The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls.' The Aussie said, 'Why can't they f&~*^$% play at night?'

If you cannot decipher anything, then try you may have the problem, so put a finger on the outside corner of each eye and pull outwards, or squint, it should work

Well what did you expect to see ?

Welcommen, welcome welcome ! Dark side ? pour quoi ? Loooks shiny Enjoy this "side"

Black GT, Rays parked up near the Japanese restaurant district. Not quite as an exotic location as Barbados but hey now with a pic ...

Not going to be a lot of help, but don't know, will think about this in the boring moments tomorrow. Off to look at the wiring diags and ponder.

I like those. look with white But what is that mod on the roof in Zedrush's pic ?

Very impressive ! You have a good eye and of course some impressive looking material to work with

HOG - one clean roadster GM NH57 - GT and GM

Looks a fantastic fun few days !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY - belated one at least, guess that means I don't attach a sound clip of me singing it, lucky you. Hope you had a fantastic day !

A double welcome, welcome, welcome ! If you go down Mr sensible route you will not be looking back at your car when you park it and grinning and you'll always have a little regret. Aero full spec packs a punch but be honest with yourself if you saw the two parked next to each other which would you rather flashed its indicators when you press unlock on your key ? Don't let a bad sales guy spoil the enjoyment of the car. I think that folks on here hang around tells you they still like (love is a bit close to that TV show to use now) and enjoy their cars. Few problems with them and mostly already mentioned. Not wanting to mod should not put you off import if that is where your budget is, search around on here and there are a couple of importers that crop up more regularly, it does seem you need to watch the spec more on import as a much bigger variety than UK cars. The sensible thing is to stay within your budget, if it can't be afforded now I'd say wait and maybe have a cheap stop gap and not burn your cash in the meantime on a nearly Zed, but hey that's my opinion. Would I by another, absolutely Yes and tempted to do so !

Welcome, welcome, welcome ! Looks

Welcome, welcome, welcome ! How's the count down going ? Get ready to keep filling that tank up, you'll be near non-stop driving / admiring for a long time.

Welcome, welcome, welcome ! Another Scot, seems to be quite a few in your area.

Welcome, welcome, welcome ! Stunning car to start with but even better that you're going to add your own changes to it, good one !

Welcome, welcome, welcome ! Sounds a lovely car, I'm guessing you've been too busy driving and looking at it to log on.

A few around with 20", don't recall them having any problems.

What ever I'm having tonight it is not as much as this talented guy and, if you are having a few drinks take a print along of these [you'll never remember them] THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Tran substantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Very un-PC but at least I was sent them by a Chinese friend who is fed up with me not learning the language. Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese That's not right! Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum [censored] Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table! Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni I think you need a face lift! Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here! Wai So Dim I thought you were on a diet! Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow away zone! No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu Great Fa Kin Su Pa Apologies, no offence intended.

Been catching up on these posts, so sloooow as usual. WOW CONGRATULATIONS I think

Yes, your residuals are sliding More like dropping off a cliff !