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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?' Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.' Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?' Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.' Kiwi: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager) Dog: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.' Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.' Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?' Horse: 'Cool' Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager) Horse: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the elements.' Kiwi: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?' Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f*****' liar......'

so after talking out of your a£$% the next stage is writing ?

Welcome, welcome ! Sorry for being on the slow side, see you're enjoying the car, you've had the ESP tips but as always with cars, I'd recommend you become familiar with it gradually building up and not push towards the limits too quickly.

Very many congratulations to you both !! Sorry been out of PC range for a while so very much behind. Looks like you've had a fantastic time, hope your growing family continues to be healthy and happy.

Be warned this is a large file 4meg zipped, very clever and good fun. Doesn't fit in jokes but if bored and not near any download limit give it a go. https://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=44E2913A5C9726A0

sent you an email with pdf in it. take some pics and write up a guide afterwards. This will not be everyones taste you never know 1 other person might want to do it

Pretty sure you'll be ok removing the head-lining but not adhesived on, see tech guide "ei" exterior and interior pages EI-39 then 31/32/34 and 41. A 2meg pdf that one

Can't recall what car you bought other than you had some clutch trouble.

good to see that new orange on here (well new ish as I think its been dropped as a colour) Looks lovely and clean

Good pics again ! Your project is going to be full of silver/ GM Zeds, or have you got a few other ones lined up ?

Fairly good success rate with waves, but not always. Ran out of cards again, the airport car parks just use them up so fast.

That does look good, nicely framed.

Welcome ! Fair question Sarnie, but bloody direct Anyway, pics ?

Welcome, welcome ! Looks a lovely example.

Very, very satisfying ! Certainly a kicking combination he had, good prep and thinking on your side, well done to Brett, looks like a reach give away as well, and pic is only in mid action but a noticeable difference in defence style (hard to do when kicking but that makes you vulnerable to counters as he learnt). Well done to all !

Interesting question. Agree with drive them back to back. Always tempted to go for earlier models because of re-sale but in this case not huge differences for it to show up. Of course you get a later reg plate but that is very much a personal thing. For the difference in money you could alter a few things to make quite a difference on the older car. If you are not into modding then "scraping" the money together sounds too much of a struggle to me for you so maybe go for the earlier version and see how your finances work out before deciding what to do. Oh and

One awful scenario Poor car ! You didn't fancy trying a J-turn then and going the other way, may have done more damage in a tight spot.

anyway The engine is NOT from a Renault and skipping disks can be down to condensation, in this case believe the manual.

WOW Massive CONGRATULATIONS What a 12 months you're having !! I guess you know not what you've done Hope everything all goes smoothly and healthily for all concerned. A big commitment, yes of course but have a look around and you'll soon see some people not as skilled or capable as you making a good job of parenting. I'm sure we could start an "advice" column for you, the one thing that is always a good reminder if you've had a bad time of it with little ones(or bigger ones) is to make sure you go and look at them when they're asleep and you'll realise many things and put things in perspective All the best ! Ferruccio if a boy ?

Good to see you are already putting your own stamp on the car ! Looks good

Welcome, welcome, welcome ! Enjoy finding the right car for you, and as the others will tell you plenty of exhausts on offer to get the sound you want.

That's better (for me at least, can focus on the one).

Welcome, welcome, welcome ! Have fun in the "beast", you won't be sure whether to wash it or drive it all weekend. Enjoy.

Welcome, Brilliant way to buy a car for yourself I just can't begin to wonder deal you struck at home with that style of buying. 928 looks tidy assume not bleach on it though.

Welcome and have a fun drive back, take can with you as suggested our local garage has none left, well diesel it does. Any details or does that come with the pics ? and enjoy the car !