One night a man walks into a bar looking sad.The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says,"Oh,a large vodka."
The bartender asked the man,"What's wrong,why are you so down today?"
The man said,"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month."
The bartender said,"So, what's wrong with that?"
The man said,"Well, the month is up tonight."
:teeth: