Perhaps this should be the called the accident prone thread. You poor thing, at least it's only bruising. Try some Arnica, or even calendula cream will bring the bruise out faster and help things heal up more quickly.
Some of us just get too tempted by an upgrade - Colin especially!
He's beyond help. Lost and gone. Zedder for ever, just many different Zeds. Bit like Uncle Mart.
Even on a good day, it might be cool, if you're cool, but even if it's not driven (bagged), imagine the strain on the running gear, just sitting with that much load.