SunGodRA

I value his friendship too much to humiliate him any further by posting that pic..... let me get another glass of wine and I will re-think

Payment made, sold and in the post etc - awaiting delivery Question is - from what I can tell, most people wire these up to the side-lights, but where is the easiest place to wire them up so they come on when the engine is on but without having the sidelights on? (so they are on all the time the engine is running, regardless of lights, night or day)

two lines cracked me up there he's gonna kill me for posting that

his football team love him though - some poetry from their forum: My name is LT, I'm the man I pick the team, because I ****ing can Keep pissing me off, you'll be warming the bench You'll be washing the kit, oh what a stench My name is LT, I'm the man You pasty white boys, I've got a perma-tan Leave your name, so we know the sender Jordans not played all season but still had more touches than Pender Hes LT man, An he cum's from the hood, Who r u to say that he's no good? Don't ya know, he used to drive a Lambo', Keep messin with him, he'll cut you up like rambo! He may be @*!# when he gets on the pitch, But don't reveal your name or he'll smack you up bitch blut blut. Brap brap,

hmm we all aspire to be like famous people print this off and look at it every day and you can aspire to sarnies ways look at him!! beautiful *sniff* I got an even better pic (really him) wearing PINK football kit If you value your one remaining heel........................ shall I !!!??? LOL

and considering he has been moaning and yawning about this thread for ages, he's done a pretty good job of keeping it live LOL

and we all love him for it

hmm we all aspire to be like famous people print this off and look at it every day and you can aspire to sarnies ways look at him!! beautiful *sniff* I got an even better pic (really him) wearing PINK football kit

I just want to give him a good slap

I can vouch for that

Touché But I am an IT Consultant - not a web designer Well you might want to consult your web designer Not his fault this time - bloody hardware failure - but database should be recovered, hopefully

Touché But I am an IT Consultant - not a web designer

I hate, in this order: 1) Estate Agents 2) Car Clampers 3) Traffic Wardens 4) Solicitors 5) Car sales people You missed off IFA/insurance salesmen

I hate the gits and did chuckle when I was told this today. My step sisters husband (Barry) is a bit of a wimp, and hasn't got an aggressive bone in his body. He's currently a delivery driver, delivering supplies to flower shops in London. Today he was making a delivery and stopped in a loading area in which vans are permitted to stay for 10mins for deliveries etc etc. He made his delivery, and was exiting the shop to go back to his van just a couple of minutes later - and there were two guys putting a wheel clamp on his van. He started shouting at them, stating he was only there 2mins and was allowed to me there for 10mins etc. One of the clampers laughed at him and said 'tough'. Barry saw RED! - he called them both WAN***S and then proceeded to their van, reached in and grabbed the keys from the ignition and a mobile phone that was on the dash. He walked over to the nearest drain and dangled them over it and said 'take that clamp off, or you will be walking home!' One of the clampers called the police, who arrived a few minutes late. Barry is still dangling the keys and mobile over the drain, and explains to the copper what had ensued. The copper said 'it looks like six of one and half a dozen of the other - SORT IT OUT BETWEEN YOURSELVES!!!' One of the clampers said 'But he called me a WAN**R! I want him arrested!!!' The copper replied 'Well if the shoe fits....' and walked away Suffice to say, the clampers removed their clamp, got keys/mobile back and drove off with their tail between their legs Driver 1-0 Clamper

Dont do it!!!!! Seriously congratulations matey

pm sent

Hi and aboard mate

I have same size - and have Pirelli PZero's on all corners - great improvement over stock

never heard that before I have heard this as well

i wish it were like that now, i bet it'd be more fun designing and testing bits My first proper car was a Capri 3Ltr S - there was nothing I couldn't do to that - I stripped down the carb, replaced head gasket, changed water and fuel pumps etc etc - I don't have a clue on modern day cars

Thanks for clarifying Mr Dog - I am old school, when cars had carburettor's etc

my assumption has always been that this is the BCM, and there is a possibility that it relays messaged via CAN for modules such as the RCM (restraints control module) and others that are safty related. i wouldnt be convinced driving round without it is entirely safe... is it just me, or was that all said in another language! Totally above my head! - BCM, CAN, RCM I am even more foncused now

Other gauges work - but strangely enough DTE still appears to work - surely DTE relies on mileage done/estimated, and if speedo isn't working then mileage isn't either (apparently I have done 15 miles on my last tank of fuel!)

No sh*t Sherlock! Its obviously an electrical fault, but where do I look?

duff sensor? where is the sensor and how could I check?