his football team love him though - some poetry from their forum:
My name is LT, I'm the man
I pick the team, because I ****ing can
Keep pissing me off, you'll be warming the bench
You'll be washing the kit, oh what a stench
My name is LT, I'm the man
You pasty white boys, I've got a perma-tan
Leave your name, so we know the sender
Jordans not played all season but still had more touches than Pender
Hes LT man,
An he cum's from the hood,
Who r u to say that he's no good?
Don't ya know, he used to drive a Lambo',
Keep messin with him, he'll cut you up like rambo!
He may be @*!# when he gets on the pitch,
But don't reveal your name or he'll smack you up bitch
blut blut. Brap brap,