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Whereabouts in Glasgow? Half considered moving there a while ago. . .

Would have loved to see the look on that false smug mess of a PM's face when he found out

If only you could pick and choose the services you wanted. . .there's a few I'd quite happily not pay for.

If the banding is wrong, they are obliged to change it and reimburse you for overpayments. howver, it works visa versa but I'd be surprised if you were banded higher. Some fella complained cos he found out he was paying more than everyone else on his street, so the council checked it and upped everyone elses

I'd frame that if it were me.

Not quite as quick but don't think you'd get past one on a country road. New 335's are a force to be reckoned with

Yeah, that's what happens when you have the Green Party in government I'd start windmilling until I hit a politician

+1 - was reportedly doing 7m 25s and still in developement. At this rate wouldnt be supprised to see sub 7m 20s from it. And if they gave it to that local lass who tracked Top Gears van round in some incredible time, 7m 15 might be on And if they give it to me I might even make it round the track

bud and very nice looking car. Wish my mileage was that low. Bet the number plate cost a few quid

Who decorated it Louis

He sounds like he owned you dude I was waiting at lights yesterday, and an S5 sat in the right turn only lane next to me, obviously hoping to speed ahead and cut me up with his awesome engine. He missed the lights and I casually drove off, much to his annoyance as he had a face like a slapped a**e when he undertook me later on to prove his manliness. To make it worse I was in a 1.8 Vectra

very nice mate Puts my kitchen to shame at the moment

Your Mum's so fat the even though she is about 500 miles away, she is still sitting on my face! Your mums so fat even I wouldn't let her sit on my face!

Your mums so fat she rocked herself to sleep trying to stand up

Your mums so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear my music

Your mums so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Your mums so fat she has more folds than an origami masterpiece I like this game

Looks better than new, you did an amazing job Bryan

Well at least the public transport system is so efficient you don't have to drive

Looks like a good day mate, pretty much the same as England really. . .if you take away the lush trees, snow and mountains and replace it with rain, salty roads, traffic wardens and hooded youths

I'd be a bit miffed personally

The look mate Bet they're a b***ard to clean tho. . .

Obviously too many innocent Z owners