Lousy lot, come back to my thread! Don't tempt me with interest and then bugger off elsewhere. Ah well. . .
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
I'm goin' down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms
Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin' down your throat