martinmac

Left it too late this year, will do better next year

To order send me a pm and I will give you my address for cheques. You can also use paypal. The order should be here when I get back from work on 9th of Jan so I will send them out the next day. Will get the post up for ordering on the 3rd to give you time to sort it out. I will have the final price by then.

Dont understand, my zed is now up to 550 bhp for £58

As kids we used to play out. Didnt do the vandal bit as the local copper would give us a slap. Sunday afternoons was Captain Pugwash. ( had an effect) Could walk home from school without the aid of an MPV. Music was better.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nissan-350Z-Gauge ... p1638.m118 Just to give you an idea of price. Some of the dealers may have them. Someone will be along soon.

Some kind person has sent me 4 colour ink cartridges for an Epson picturemate/picturemate 500. The code is RE-OT557 BK/C/M/Y/R/BL They are Epson compatible but not Epson branded. As I dont have an Epson printer, didnt order them and have no return adress does anyone want them. Free of course

When you buy one bud

Funniest bit of tv ever

Have a great one all, scared the hell out of myself today so off to start the Christmas de-stress. Oh and I was overtaken by Digsy this after so can finally solve the mystery....

Good song mate! I love it as I use to be a cop back in the 90's. I did stop an English chap once. Nice guy! Was it you

Next year Yes the weekend is fine for pics.

You can e-mail the original if you like to martinmac123@btinternet.com May retain better definition.

So many words and so ittle meaning.

And no more mentions of who voted for themselves And thanks for the tenner Gix, spent it wisely

Was pretty close but fortunately I did not have to make any decisions. M13KYF was the clear winner. The others werent far hehind. Now the boring bit, sorting out the printing.

Looks like car theft has reached a new level. Wouldnt expect this lot to catch them. Only one thing for it.

Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The claim was approved. 3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the wounds he said he was trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer: $15. (If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?) 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID ... to which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. ******A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER***** 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

Sorry guys, just been arguing with parcelforce, apparently its unreasonable to get them to deliver as they are busy Anyway. Here are the results, in no particular order; 1 sl114 2 beavis 3 lomoto ( front cover) 4 M13KYF 5 Andy 6 Daaave ( can you send me an uncopyrighted version) 7 satsuma71 8 P15UL T 9 rmmackfc 10 live2themaxuk 11 max 12 sinbad 13 GIXXERUK And thanks to all who voted. Will let you know when they arrive and sort out ordering.

Ok, just counting them so will post up soon. To those who are on it Well done:yahoo: And to those of us who arent on it get snapping this year

Hi bud, welcome to the site. You will have to come over here to meet us http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbgoC--jMOU Long story

As its Christmas, the time when its nice to unwrap presents, I was thinking of not telling you who was on the calendar. What do you think

Dont want to see any of our cars here this winter. http://www.wreckedexotics.com/350z/ And one for sarnie http://www.wreckedexotics.com/gallardo/

Very cool bud

Very good

Hell thats low. Wouldnt get very far on our local roads.