Four guys go to ESR. After an hour, the following
conversation took place.
First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do
to be able to come out here this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I would paint
every room in the house next weekend.'
Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife
that I would build her a new landscaped garden.'
Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had
to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'
They continue to check out the stock When they realized
that the fourth guy has not said a word, they
asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you
had to do to be able to come here this weekend.
What's the deal?'
Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.
When it went off,I shut off my alarm, gave the
wife a slap on her butt and said:
'ESR or Sex?' She said: Give my regards to Phil.'