Scarily near the truth.
A senior citizen bought a brand new 350z convertible and drove it out of
the salesroom.
Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph; enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M6, enjoying pushing the pedal
to the metal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he
floored it to 140mph, then 150 then 160.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
nonsense!"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car
to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of
the Nissan, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for
the weekend.
If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, "Years
ago my wife ran off with a policeman.
I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman.