Zedrush

Had my medical check-up at work today.

When I pulled into the med center carpark, I was spotted by the ladies that work there and when I got to reception they all mentioned what a nice car I have.

I thanked them politely, when one of them produced a plastic cup and told me to wee in it...

reminds me when someone I know got given a cup at hospital and the nurse said we need a sample to run some tests, he looked at her wierd and she went you know... you go to the toilet in this as we need to run some tests, he went of came back and the look on her face.... number 2 my sides hurt so much I cried in pain laughing, was one of the funniest days of my life, the nurse put her face in her hands and was speechless, he looked at me as Im still rolling from one end of the unit to the other trying not to wet myself He aint been back since, not the brightest bulb

Thats like asking if anyone likes leather in a S & M club (or so Beavis tells me)

PMSL !!!

What can i say.... I love it!!!!! Love the wings and colour is spot on... congrats on pulling it off

What wheels are they?

yep he is but still got to give him credit for making success of his life, whatever the consequences is

GTR34 as above would be undriveable for normal conditions.

 

R35 GTR - £65k? Err nope.

 

New Aston Martin at £75k? Although we dont buy cars as an investment, thats just going to bleed money in depreciation.

 

2/3 yr old DB9 for me please. Whether its an "older" persons car or not.

or 3 year old DBs

by himself he is okay, but in public a proper tard

Saw this on another car forum and couldnt help but think of Jay (zedrush)

 

http://dheydon.posterous.com/zoolander-to-the-extreme

 

I couldnt stop laughing

I know this guy met him once through a friend up town, his name is scott alexander he lives in Manchester, the guy is not the full ticket, see what I mean:

Here

look at his cars

he is on so much growth hormones and thinks he is it and more

 

when i had it I used albanians

 

it shows , the inner wings are filthy

its a car not a plane

 

Now this is a far more interesting ownership prospect for that sort of money, even if the seller does need a lesson in photography.

 

Once your over 50

when i had it I used albanians

This one would be handy to have

 

 

 

 

A man rubbing his face???????

thought it was a man shaving at first

The top secret supra for me please

+1000000000000000000

I also admit to the pancake rabbit being a complete mystery.........

 

however, loving the slapping one - I will be using that rather a lot I think!

Think there should be a limit on how many times Nixy is allowed to use the slapping Icon, otherwise Im screwed

KFC fo' life

 

KFC KREW brap brap

 

OK guys, calm down

PMSL

Anythign from KFC

We need to start a club

How about this for a snack

Toasted brown bread with...

spinach, hashbrowns, mozzerella cheese, chicken breast, salt & pepper, grilled peppers, tomatoes, pesto melted served with coleslaw and potato salad and oven cooked chips on the side.... , a little healthy, a little fattening and wash this down with banoffee pie .... :wub: and a diet coke lol

QUoted from an unknown source:

The bunny with a pancake on its head are posted in response to threads that make no sense.

 

The captions on the graphics say, "I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head,"

It's just silliness responding to silliness.

 

Maybe get them glow in the dark balls that go on the ends

 

Has anyone seen them bars you can get under your skin like in the back of your neck? Or subcutaneous piercings?

 

 

 

WTF!!! thanks you put me off any body mods altogether now

I'd be entertained to hear what you have to say about the meaning of life Jay

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Don't start him off on that!!

I believe... If my knowledge serves me correct its something to do with an old chinese saying...

So the story goes, as you know chinese love crispy duck pancakes... but little to their know, eating too much duck makes you hallucinate, and since chinese all keep pet rabbits, they started believing their pet rabbits were ducks, and since ducks were a becoming extinct and they were desperate for duck pancakes they started to try and catch their pet rabbits with pancake lassoos... hence why you have a rabbit hopping with a pancake on their head. Kinda like catch me if you can, and teasing you with its tail....

But then Lord Lau Gar announced the banning of this because rabbits were going to be extinct if this continued and he loved the film Watership Down, so in celebration of this banning, every year they have a contest where they still try and catch rabbits with pancakes but instead of eating them they feed them ducks... Hence reason why now ducks are extinct and rabbits roam the earth as free animals, they dont even need visas But they still need bus passes, hence the famous saying, to be or not to be that is the question...

In short I aint got a clue what this icon means

had lots of people stare at my old z, people taking pics, m girlfriend funnily enough thought the car looked hideous

Perhaps she was jealous of the car?

Thats almost a dumpable offence

merci bucket mr zedrush.

 

as for the french talking on the amp, maybe its a preprogrammed testing loop. i.e. its putt on so that they can test an amp with speakers with out having to connect up a radio.

 

if so you may have flicked a switch on somewhere or somehow activateda programme.

 

what is the french person saying. maybe its the clue to turning it off?

 

c'est fantastique! je ne suis plus le seul frenchie dans cette communaute! Ca va la toi rtbiscuit? du viens-tu? tu ne pas rouille du tout! cest des mois que je pas parle ou ecrite en francais donc excuse mon enthusiasme

 

OOH sorry Nordic GT before i get carried away . yes i do agree with our resident french translator that if you could somehow tell us what is being said then we will be closer to helping you

 

ca va bien merci, i'm glad you've been able to use your french, it must be difficult not speaking it for so long. i'm not french, nor have i been there since i was about 12, just try and pick up what i can. i lived with some french people at university, they taught me french i taughtt hem english. i haven't properly used it for ages, and my understanding of words is limited in places. but always welcome an enthusiastic french speaker

 

où sont vous d'à l'origine?

C'est super !!! car je parle francais aussi

Zut alore!!!

 

il a l'air d'un grand problème, un je ne peux pas aider avec comme mes services dans l'équipement audio sont très limités. mais je peux vous aider avec vos traductions françaises si cel'aide, bien que je sois un peu rouillé.

pas mal

Dreadful things and i think they look stupid imo

 

 

Why not go the whole hog Jay and have a 12mm bolt put through your neck?

Bloody ell Think I saw this before, didnt he brake his hand on the landing? Also can anyone remember that link where three college kids went up a huge crane and were freehanginging? I think tha clip and this clip made my hair stand on end

 

 

 

edit... found it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA8lyvarnRc

 

Yes you are right, I'd forgot that. If I remember right he's from New Zealand & the leader of a group of riders who do shows. Back flips are like second nature to them.

That other video is sick. The second guy didn't look like he'd got the strength to lift himself back up - nuts.

Newzealands are crazy mofo's but although he is good on the bike, he doesnt come anywhere close to this guy... he steals the show Imo

Amazing driving skills

just thought it would show off my masculinity especially with my black nail varnish