Zedrush

Am not gonna lie to you jay, i often dont read your posts Listen am sure she is lol, i wouldnt wanna mess with her anyway. Well least one of your relatives can protect you buddy

PMSL well yeh I know, I make it a general rule that I would never ever hit a girl under any circumstances, so I need someone like her to hit you for me

Yeh but u hav 2 admit, for a fighter who is all about fitness, u think she wuld hav abs Nix am fussy, you should know this

Lol did you read my first post bro, she is just getting back off injury, she has been of for 4 months, she is losing it now But yeh she is an amazing fighter, she is the first lady to win ringmasters, and also fought over in Thailand and K.O'd 2 of her fighters over there, very talented

Typical! Its a training DVD not a porno!

thats one of my cousins jay lol

Hi guys I know some of you are waiting for my free training DVD, wont be long now I promise, been practicing recording with the camera and editing as still new to this, did this of two fighters one as some of you know already, she's is out of season resting from injury so carrying a bit of weight but its coming down now. What you guys think. The training DVD is very similar in look, dark background

http://www.vimeo.com/5393537

Hi mate welcome to the forum.

 

Just emailed you - pick me, pick me, pick me

 

reminds me of Shrek with the bouncing donkey in the background

Im so with you on this, Im having a KFC today, and also getting a massage from a gorgeous ladyboy too

 

You definitely qualify to be an MP yes!

Pah,

 

If I put in false claims to an employer I would have been sacked and most likely prosecuted for fraud or theft or both.

 

They do the very same thing and get off scott free by saying "oops sorry it was a mistake, Ill pay it back".

 

What sort of two faced system are we running here.

 

If I provided myself with a TV through work and used it for anything other than work related business, then it would be classes as a benefit in kind, and be subject to tax.

 

Yet they seem perfectly able to claim for all sorts of items which are obviously going to be used as personal items at a second home and they are not classed as benefits, or taxed.

 

Its a bloody joke.

 

Mind you it shows just what a shambles of a tax system we have when the man running the show has to pay for an accountant to do his own return. (yet the rules state you arent allowed to claim expenses for accountacy fees in relation to your own affairs)

 

Yet he expects small businesses owners to do their own (or pay for it out of their own pocket), do their corporation tax returns, and if they dont have the funds in on time they impose fines! Yet these muppets can get expenses wrong for years without any fines or charges what so ever.

 

Makes my blood boil

 

/rant

Im so with you on this, Im having a KFC today, and also getting a massage from a gorgeous lady too, of course its work related... honest I think I now qualify to be an mp

And if its for company use, you also need to factor in the difference in benefit in kind when comparing the diesel to the petrol. This is where there is an advantage over petrol cars, as the system is emissions based.

 

Though shortly, thanks to Mr Darling, the gap starts to close again due to the emissions escalator on company car taxes.

 

Along with the new writing down rules for cars purchased outright by a company, the whole thing becomes even more complex.

Boo down with Darling and labour altogether

Shouldnt they be throwing all the mp's who fiddled tax in prison soon?

I think he is amazingly clever! Is it a whole country tour? I wouldn't mind seeing him.

http://derrenbrown.co.uk/tour

dates and numbers to call for tickets Nix get yourself down to London

Not sure why but why is there a big stigma attached to diesel run cars over petrol, is it not true you get more torque from diesel and better value for money when it comes to consumption?

I went to watch him last year and he has got to be one of the best shows I've seen, still can't believe some of the things he does,

I know he leaves me dumb founded too, check this one out

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 6878343763

Going to see him in July cant wait. I studied a little of NLP but I am still in awe of how he does some of the things he carries out on stage like the oracle trick. Anyone else going to see him or have any idea how he does some of the stuff he does like on evening of Wonders? AMAZING!!!

This cracked me up, its the only one I know how he did lol

OMG

 

 

She is fit though

yep gorgeous and dumb enough to believe your crap sarnie, your perfect girl

that is gorgeous! I think Jay just wants to wear the sexy tight leather and stand next to it so that would be fine!

busted

Hahaha Alan! He was in the shocking film What Happens in Vegas.

"Why are you peppering the steak?"

"Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon."

 

"I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em floories. "

"Or rapies"

 

"No, it's a satchel... Indiana Jones has one."

 

"Yeah, you know what, next weekend's no good. The Jonas Brothers are in town. "

 

"Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon... like masturbating on an airplane. "

Stu: “She is wearing my grandmother’s Holocaust ring.â€

Alan: “I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.â€

Alan: I wrote something out, I just wanted to say a few things.

takes out paper

…Hello.

We’re blood brothers!!!

I just added two more people into my wolf pack

pmsl this was a brilliant film, the end is class , the brotherinlaw is a legend rainman lol

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?

love your knob mate

Having worked in the motorcycle industry and ridden some very powerful, nay silly bikes, raced, certainly wouldn't pick that as an ideal first bike. Find something more suitable powerwise to start with until your competent on the bike. We'd prefer not to see any Scarrush posts.

but I need a facelift anyway lol, thanks all for the input, well am booking direct access today, if I like it as never ridden before ill buy a bike but want a bike that looks good but one I get learn on. I was speaking to a mate last night and he was saying that when you ride a bike it actually makes you a better driver because you become more aware of your surroundings. He said there is little things like slippery road markings and bump and manhole covers you got to be careful of is this true? Also can you get automatic superbikes or triptronics or paddle shift like you get on cars?

cheers all okay will look at R6 and then do direct access this years, cheers for info

 

 

Forget it Jay

I can ride a mountain bike cant be that much more too it, I had an R1 as a present when I was 21 from my godfather but I gave it away as never rode it just looked at it and it sat in my garage, now I think be fun to have one

ohhh god are you still doing the ............... oh ur girlfriend trick .......... Get some fresh material gay boy or are those roids kicking in

PMSL it never grows old bro

Hi guys, Im thinking of buying a motor bike, ive never riden one before but figured if I buy one it will make me want to take lessons and do a direct access so can ride it. Im thinking of buying this one cos like the looks and its something new to do, can anyone tell me if this would be a good buy:

http://www.ukbike.com/Yamaha_YZF-R1_990cc/UB912P695/

cheers

Yeh poor zedrush, i think the medical term is called a Eunuch

thats funny shame your girlfriend didnt think so, tell her I said hi

Nice cant wait to se pics