Zedrush

stop feeling sorry for yourself

mb dont understand the people who you say park too close are well within their parking guides, what are they meant to do ?

stunning views bud

You need a nice villa with a pool on a mountain in Spain mate.

too many english people in spain mate, i would buy a place in Switzerland though

hmmm, down in s.e london I dont think any increase will happen till mid next year, well I hope so as I want to buy few more

Just thought id get other peoples opinions, pretty hard to read the market at the moment, alot of houses going on sale but not many seem to be shifting, you think prices in England are still going to fall or you think its going to or already has started recovering itself?

Not wanting to blaspheme, Im a devout Christian (not a bible basher dont worry), but this had me in hysterics, ive just picked myself up from the floor crying with laughter

some of these people, no all of these people on this video need serious help

What's with all the Buzz Lightyear posters & dolls??

It was me checking you were tucked in for the night (and looking for the Aston keys)

you pervert , i told you before I always wear my superman pjs before i go to bed

Jay you never heard of the side effects of what you smoke down south?

I ate cheese before I went to bed, wonder if that had anything to do with it?

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however

They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi

Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to

Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought

She would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive

Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she

Proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to

Go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned

That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:

"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband,

"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that

said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you.' "

Does anyone on here believe in ghosts, I was laying in bed last night and a light suddenly beamed through my window creating like a white glow and like a scary shadow on my wall, 3oclock this morning, it scared the crap out of me, then it went, I couldnt sleep, I wanted to turn the light on but I was too scared to get out of bed incase something grabbed me from under like in the movies. Anyone else experience anything wierd? wish there was an actual ghost buster hotline, could of done with them last night

HAHAHAAH dude fair play 2 u.......... i was taken when i got my zed at 21 so i wouldnt kno ehem

ah bless, by the way how are you and your boyfriend, you make such a cute ginger couple

I am going out to Thialand in two months. I will remember that joke as a warning!

5 dollar, 5 dollar...........

PMSL me luva you long time

I knew I seen her before...

^ the paint underneath will not get worse as long as the vinyls over the top

+1 - vinyl is about the best protection you can get for paint without leaving the car in the garage

pink vinyl is it then, will go with my handbag

Battle on and er... can I come to the party ? It could be my first meet. Even if it is mini.

 

If there is ever a party at nixy's m8 it will be anything but a mini meet!!!!

 

Nixy we can always do it at mine girl!!!! I am only down the street....although with the speed you are driving i am probably more than hour away...

 

HAHAH i love how you speak like a 19 year old american lad from the bronx Peace out homie

PMSL can imagin greekman getting high in his dentist chair on the Nitrous oxide gas he is meant to save for his patience, all his staff buzzing with him talking in American accent, "dude, dude, ds is da sh!t"

So Nixy, if a relationship with a fella hasnt worked out you going to try something new???

 

Hope you are keeping the Z?

She is going to run away and become a nun, and sing gospel music like in sister act... ooh we could do like a duet I could be a monk, no wait a stripper a christian stripper, spreading the word and my legs, no wait thats not how it works, we will set up a company in our nuns and monks uniform, Kristian Krispy Kremes, we can call it KKK for short, no wait, that wont work, erm we will set up our own Albanian car wash place, except we aint albanian and im pants at washing cars...

.... what were we talking about again?

Ill bring the Krispy Kremes, cant promise that I wont scoff the whole box on the way down but still its the thought that counts And Nixy, beyond the forum you will always be a muppet to me

whats a love cave?

IF i were gay or the special olympics is pretty funny to by him

HUH? SPeaka de english???

Seeing this...followed by this...

 

ROFL...

PMSL

ok so this man is my little secret and i shall share him with you all.

gross, any excuse to get it out eh husky

30 second man

 

I think a lot of us have that super power

Jay would be ginger man, he could scare of villains with his erm gingerness

muppet man

 

springs up every once in a while and speaks a load of muppet nonsense...........

PMSL

Name: Sign Man

Power: Can morph into any road sign, confusing villains when trying to escape, but the more he uses his powers the less signs he can morph into until one day he gets stuck as a dead end

or

Name: The Amazing 30 second man

Power: can do anything in 30 seconds

(Scottish jay already has this power, so his girlfriend tells me)