Purchasing
The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her £24.3million.
Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him £13,315 per time.
On the other hand………
Leasing
New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner, charges £2,450 per night.
Had Paul McCartney "leased" Kristen for 5 years he would have paid £4.47 million in total for sex every night for 5 years
(a saving of nearly £20 million!).
Value-added benefits are:
• a 22 year old
• no begging
• no coaxing
• never a headache
• happily agrees to all requests
• no complaining
• no honey-to do lists
• has TWO great legs!!
Best of all, she leaves, and comes back when asked. All at 1/5th the cost and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.