monkfish

I've got a private plate on mine currently. Just a standard prefix one, although it's amazing how much they've increased in price over the years. Wish I'd bought a couple more when I bought mine.

The plate I'd love, "CRA1G" is on a BMW 645

from the 17-9-10 in bottom right hand corner 17 signifies 17th year of the reign of Akihito (current Emperor, spelling may be wrong though ) Oustanding general knowledge!! I need a man like you for my pub quiz team!

Very "flash"........

to the forum Mike!!

gotang!!!

You can get Audi S4s (03, 53 & 04) for around 20-25K. Not even high mileage either. That's what I would plump for if I had to buy a car using your criteria. 4.2 V8 muscle

mate! Good choice of colour. Another of the Illuminati You should wear a man-size nappy for the first hundred miles or so to protect the leather. Also, don't get a laser detector. Collecting penalty points is fun!!

and by his own admission , hes bought a few cheap ones from ebay to find out which is the best fit , then decided to rip off people on this site- rather than point them in the direction of the cargo nets for under a fiver What an absolutely ridiculous accusation. You haven't a clue what you're talking about mate. I've absolutely no doubt that the cargo net I bought from Tim is better quality than the ones on e-Bay for under a fiver. Anyhow, 19 quid for a cargo net is f*ck all. Still a lot cheaper than the Nissan ones. I'd advise you to read up on the thread and who you're about to character assassinate before you come in here calling folk scumbags all guns blazing like f*cking Yosemite Sam.

Chris!! Happy hunting!!

Brazillian, Hollywood or back-sack-and-crack?

This link doesn't work. And I was looking forward to some full-on monkey sumo...

....or 3 white knuckles if you don't have a metric torque wrench either.

BUY THE MUTHA!!!!!!

Depends if he took the photos of the interior at the same time as the exterior. If he did, then I would say it's slightly out of line as the wheels look dead straight on the side photo and the steering wheel would suggest that they would point slightly towards the road. Then again, maybe the fact that 2 wheels are up on the pavement has something to do with it.

Jealousy is rife Too true, Sarnie.....

Barren. A fine choice of euphemism.

Can't help with any info mate, just sorry to hear your story. I hate hearing of new cars with problems.

Would have to agree with you wholeheartedly there, Marc.

A stock Mk1 RS4 Avant would shift like that though. I've driven one and it was ferocious. Also, the sensation of speed may have been exaggerated due to the volume of poor quality eastern european vehicles on the road and the fact that they were probably only doing about 30mph as the RS4 ripped past them. I'm sure I saw Borat hanging out one of the trucks and waving. Still, a cracking video, albeit highly irresponsible.

Oh Nooooooooooo not another woman with balls What? Like Nadia from Big Brother?

£34.99 for members Id pay that too! .....but only if it says "post whore" on the back

Ming, I feel your torment. Our country is f*cked. Bring back Maggie Thatcher. She'd never have taken this crap. Sadly, almost every day there's a news story along the "soft touch Britain" line that infuriates me. Get out now, flee this God forsaken place while you still can.....

I won't mate. Any other points I should take into account? Apart from 'Stay on the black stuff' Get yourself one of these t-shirts. SARNIE'S NEW T-SHIRT

Totally agree. It seems like a fundamental design flaw or a component flaw. Either way, the sheer volume of incidents should validate a recall.