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How many jokes you posted Here you go jst for you! abit dirty so apologies: A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the check out he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't Know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Checkout 5." The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the check out, he told the girl that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have somebrought to the check out for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Checkout 5." A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the check out he told the girl he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said................. "Mop and bucket to Checkout 5"

He doesnt need crackers, he needs some good Jokes!!

Guessing Japan and Italy are out of the question then.......Gutted i needed some parts going there too

Maybe worth a trip down my end then! I got a Nissan Note thrown in as a courtesy car and i used £10 worth of there diesel, so in effect you could knock £10 off what they charged me

:lol: I laughed more at everyones replies!

tell me how you really feel dont hold back OK... I love your mum and i think she loves me...

If we had started the points system, you'd have the most by now!!

I'll vote for ya!

in fact if you got a courier goin in a few months perhaps he could take me.............!! Or bring you home and rent a room Ahh this place is funny tonight!! The drivers about 25stone with blond thinning hair. Dont worry stuey, he isnt thepicky sort, he'll have you!

Thanks again Martin i owe you a pint!

LMAO

p3 or p1??? errmm.............. the big one................. P3

Like once a year? I have couriers going all over the place. Sorry I cant be specific but if its posted at the time and i can help out, i will.

why ?? what was it ?? Bloomin ek your late for the Party! Here it is: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iqCn5nuasHM

I love the Amuse stuff usually, i dont think them pics do it justice though. Top secret kit looks nice. Cant help with the fitting though. Maybe the suppliers could help you.

That would make sense as the GR4's are based there. Videos been removed now

I used to leave mine idling for a few minutes. Invest in a turbo timer though +1 Dont floor it up to your drive. If say your on a 30 minute journey take it easy for the last few minutes of your trip and just let it idle for a few minutes once your at your destination.

Black and red!

Nice idea!

This was a major news item on Reporting Scotland this evening. The footage was filmed at RAF Lossiemouth. The guy who did the break dancing has raised thousands for cancer charities, apparently. He has been interviewed for CNN and other news channels all over the world, following the YouTube release. I was told that it was on the NATO exercise in belgium as WoREoD mentioned...

About £1k If your car is out of warranty then its £189 round my way http://www.chorleynissan.co.uk/Aftersal ... ffers.html

Redstuff is a good choice. DS2500 are meant to be better performers but the tradeoff is they can squeel and not many people on here could stand the noise. Im pretty sure the Redstuff are cheaper than the OEM pads too.

Basically theres conflicting information on how you should let your car warm up. Some say you should let it idle for a while and other say you should drive it as soon as its started to get the oil pressure up and that letting it idle to warm is bad for the engine. Race teams start their cars & blip the throttle through out the rev range to circulate the oil around the engine and build oil pressure. Quoted from another forum: Personally ive let it idle for 2-3 mins and then drive, using only low revs at first and build up as the engine gets warmer. What is the best way to warm an engine up?

Just pulling your leg mate with the rarity thing! Guessing Rockingham is pretty boring in comparison. Ive been to a few RS owners gathering before, was a few years back now though. Im pretty sure ive heard of Steve Scott when i watch the rallying on Eurosport. Does well too if i remember right.

Damn thats mad!! Just finished watching it +1 sounds awesome when you pass and the flames last for ages lol Your car looks mighty quick too, but i always thought the cossies were rare now adays, doesnt seem so on that vid I remember when my bro used to have the 4x4 version, and the previous owner put some custom made "cut" springs on it. We went over a rail crossing at aroun 60mph and ended up on two wheels He promptly swapped the springs!! @16years old i used to love that car, he even let me take it out a few times. Theres a white cossie near me with gold wheels, saying how old they are they still look the business! You need an in-car vid now...