HA HA ... no problem Matt...
Problem is... Macs are VERY intuitive. It's just we have all (again, me included) been taught the PC way.
i.e. you have to do A, B, then C... they repeat B and C, but in the opposite order.... unless XYZ = ABC...
Where as on a Mac, it just works.
It is VERY frustrating when you first use them... but you just have to trust them.
It took me months to learn how to use my mac properly. Just waiting for my PC to blow up now soo that I can justify buying an Imac