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  1. mbs

    Alpine audio gear

    Sorry H5 but I'm a bit of a dinasour when it comes to the latest techy things,but what is this post all about? competion head unit, winning several trophies??? don't undertand. Please enlighten an old man.
  2. Your score is: 12 out of 20 If your score is higher than 10.21, you are smarter than the average participant! 8181 participants have answered the quiz so far. Your Clarkson IQ is 110 The average Clarkson IQ is 101.0 The Answers - 8181 participants 8181 participants have thusfar answerd the questions. Below you will find the correct answer and how others have responded. The answers with a green background are the correct ones. At some answers you will find an explanation or links to some background info.
  3. Beer at 1s 7d a pint (8p) when I first started drinking, no wonder I was always legless
  4. Sorry mate, cannot remember ever being bored as a kid, if we couldn't play outside we read books, nowadays with all your ipods, PC's etc half the kids can't bloody read!!!
  5. You seem to have been sorted, so just to say Hello &
  6. Merry Christmas and a happy & healthy New year to everyone
  7. Everyone seems to be posting their mother's new car so here is mine
  8. Thanks, seems an brilliant deal, will ring round local dealers to see what they offer, the dealer where I bought mine from closed down this year so I may have a problem.
  9. My Nissan warranty ends in March 2008 and i was thinking about extending it. Are you saying that it cost you only £499 to extend it for 2years or is that per annum, who's it with and what's excluded? Cheers
  10. As you say its down to the size of the case, width & length is not so much of a problem as the depth, no expanding cases, to get a big case in you need to be able to slide it under the bracing bar.
  11. mbs

    Hell

    This may have gone the rounds before, but in case it hasn't I thought it was worth posting. The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of South Carolina chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, " it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
  12. Presumably there are no speed humps around Keighley?
  13. Sinbad, Sky have just shown a 3 hour edited highlights show, if you are interested pm me with your address and I will send you a copy. what channel was that on ? Sky Sports 2, it's repeated again at 7pm tonight
  14. Sinbad, Sky have just shown a 3 hour edited highlights show, if you are interested pm me with your address and I will send you a copy.
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