A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station
when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with
little ladders
hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is
being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure
is a nice fire truck,' the fire fighter says with admiration.
'Thanks', the girl says.
The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has
tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little Partner', the fire fighter says, 'I don't want to tell
you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the
cat's collar too, I think you could go faster.'
The little girl replies thoughtfully, 'You're probably right,
but then I wouldn't have a siren.