.....and so it begins.....
Ashley Cole just got caught speeding again, doing 104 mph in a 50 zone. When questioned by the police as to why he was speeding, he said "I've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house"
Wayne Bridge sent his Mrs a replica of his manhood made from chocolate, she said she prefers Terrys.
Capello has reportedly said that Terry has lost his captains armband, and has asked Wayne Bridge to look under his bed.