Digsy

Actually, no that's not their car. The one to be modded is an azure already fitted with the NISMO kit and wheels. I suspect they wanted to use a standard model. It's a very good write up. Interestingly, it trounces the Z4M Coupe.......

Bad news. Hope he makes a full and speedy recovery.

The guy selling this Zed is putting his old Rays back on and flogging the wheels if anyone is interested. Apparently they're only 2 weeks old! If anyone is keen let me know and I'll put you in touch.

Looking sweet, mate!

Nice one, mate! Enjoy your hols. Going anywhere nice?

You cheeky mother f***** I knew It wouldn't be long before someone brought them up Your forgetting I've met your FAT ARSE and I'll whip you any day of the week biatch BTW you don't know what race wheels I own Yeah, but my fat ass will be long gone by the time you've fitted the legendary race wheels....... Got a pit crew????? Only 4 lads from the pool Go to bed, fool!

You cheeky mother f***** I knew It wouldn't be long before someone brought them up Your forgetting I've met your FAT ARSE and I'll whip you any day of the week biatch BTW you don't know what race wheels I own Yeah, but my fat ass will be long gone by the time you've fitted the legendary race wheels....... Got a pit crew?????

I don't get out of bed for less than 15 umphs!

Sorry, Liam, gotta disagree with you mate. I used to notice when my old 90 bhp Civic (with no torque!) was filled with 3 passengers but i'm afraid I'm not sensitive enough to notice a passenger or full tank of fuel making any difference to the Zed. Did you find your bodykit and Antera's slow you down?

How many "umphs" will she do?

I class it as a conversation piece Go on then, converse! Well according to the bumph its going to make my Zed the fastest on the planet... wll I think thats what it claimed Can I sue if it's not?? Nah, you must be wrong, only go-faster stripes can do that!!!!

I class it as a conversation piece Go on then, converse!

And what exactly will it do for you?

Surely the bids are fake. £1650!!!!!!! I can think of cheaper ways to kill yourself..........

Nice. How much for the front bumper cover?

They look stunning mate!

cleaned inside regularly I see Cheeky git! How often do you clean the back of the cubby!!! more often than you by the sound of it certainly no tow eye cover in mine....didnt you even have a look in there when you first bought the car??? It's very black in there and so is the cover - that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!!!

cleaned inside regularly I see Cheeky git! How often do you clean the back of the cubby!!!

Unlike you and ming my motto is If you can't see it, don't bother cleaning it! I bet you wash your ars* in the shower though!! You can't see that!! Ming the Fastidious Come on Ming, this is Sarnie - you can't really be that sure!

Oh yeah, for anyone who thinks their dealer forgot to fit the towing eye cover at the PDI, you should have a root around at the back of the cubby behind the passenger's seat - mine was there all along!!!

Jury's out I'm afraid, Tim. Keep it until Wales so we can have a proper look.

Ooops, didn't spot the issue number in the original post! Now that is weird!

I'm sure the subscriptions letter last time said they are now printing every 4 weeks so we actually get 13 issues! I noticed that they are now on to their 3rd long term Zed - an Azure roadster after a coupe and a GT4. Gotta love 'em!

Unlike you and ming my motto is If you can't see it, don't bother cleaning it!

I for one can't see any good reason why someone would take offence to someone posting a piccie of the model he's bagged. Aren't we all just showing off our beautiful cars........ PS Glad you're OK Astonal!