Tuesday nite, heading home from town a white Vauxhall Zafira followed me for about half a mile with about 5 heads in it. Thinking they seemed dodgy I approached the traffic lights with caution deliberately making sure not to come to a complete standstill. I check the rear view mirror only to realise that these nutters had no intention of stopping, so I slipped Zelda back into 2nd gear, starting to move off at which point these little toe-rags rammed me in the bk...
Literally I had 2 seconds to decide wtf to do?
Anger kicked in but common sense prevailed (which is totally out of character ) I decided to pull away, then these guy's starting flashing, indicated and pulled over at which point I stopped...
Instead of getting out I got on the blower via the hands free - honest and called the police. Watching them closely they started to pull towards me at which point I pulled away...
Obviously the Zafira is no comparison to the zed so Basically I started playing cat an mouse, but these guy's were serious! I must of drove through at least 5 sets of traffic lights which were all on green when I approached, but I'm sure all theirs were all RED - if you get what I mean.
So going bk, I'm on the phone to the local police getting directions to the police station by a very reassuring voice whilst screaming for the bloody helicopter lol, when these decided to do a U-turn an give up!
Unbelievably Zelda didn't even have a scratch. That plastic bk end has some give, thankyou Nissan. Gave a statement but unfortunately not getting the registration it counted for jack sh1t.
Anyway I'm still here, Zelda's still here an finally the internet working
So all for me to say if roll on the weekend and COME ON RICKY "THE HITMAN HATTON"