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What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken

yep, welcome to jag modding land, I'm getting a larger supercharger pulley.....£300 for a little wheel

sherlock holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

looks good; do you know what parts they use to build with like powerflow or longlife?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

its a buyers market out there on zeds, so if its not to a good standard go look at another.

seems to work well on my desktop with am mouse and scroll wheel

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

as soon as i spot a bird bomb on the ar, i soak some kitchen towel in water. lay it over the BP and leave it for 10 min. come back and gently wipe. basically the watered paper rehydrates the poop making it easy to wipe off.

I believe this is the single system sub zero ran, but its a rear mounted turbo system. http://ststurbo.com/ now everything i know about turbos would tell me this should lag like a basterd due to the distance and length of the pipes. but having been in it i have to say it didn;t seem that laggy.

good polishing skills

whats brown and sticky a stick

They look very good on the Zed; what would finish the look off is a BBK set

i'd say the k series V8 is a better engine, i had a k series and blew the head gasket on that; it was expected; wasn;t like it was a suprise. as for the zed's v6 you should be more concerned at oil consumption. as it usaully requires an engine rebuild. unlike a k series which just needs the heads skimming.

i was put off by the price this year, shame as it looked good, but it was a lot more than i was willing to pay for a basic ticket.

have a look at sub zero's build he used a single turbo, might give you a size and build idea

i've got a dog with no legs; i called him cigarette as every morning i have to take him for a drag

So i had a quick look online and the upgrade fee if you are already on windows was £25 so i thought for that price, what the hell. so far i've been pleasantly suprised. it takes a bit of getting used to where everything is, but its not bad. and it seems to have solved my boot up issues. i have to say i like it.

What!???? He's waiting to see the fitted pictures

looks good, what products you using? get good wax on there and it makes future cleaning alot easier

car covers are fine as long as you clean the car everytime before you fit it. otherwise the wind moves the cover over the dirt thats on the car causing swirls you're better off cleaning the car and protecting it with decent wax, and then wiping the odd bird doo doo off as soon as you see it

doctor doctor; one minute i feel like a wigwam, the next i feel like a teepee don't worry sir you're just 2 tents (to tense) :wink:

He's already in secret negotioations over new parts