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  1. I have photoshop CS5 and i use it infrequently, i would love to be more proficient on it, but by the time i get round to using it i forgot what i last taught myself. The problem. I have a logo that has edges which are very blury and its making it difficult to get an outline of it for vinyl cutting. I know i want to turn the logo into a vector but i'm just not having any luck. any advice would be great. what have i done so far. i managed to use the wand tool to get the outline i managed to copy it onto a new layer i managed to turn the wand tool outline into a work path and after that i'm about stuck. i've now watched the best part of about 2 hours of PS guides but non seem to cover what i want to do. i have sincve learnt how to draw uing vector shapes. i've learnt how to vector mask so that i can put an image onto a new back ground. but nothing on how to take a simple logo and turn the outline into a vector. http://www.carlogo.org/lsj/new_jaguar_logo__2_1.jpg
  2. what do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff
  3. i'm in suffolk just outside ipswich i have agood garage i use, he knows the zed as he used to work on mine.
  4. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.
  5. What do your boss and a Slinky have in common? They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
  6. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant.
  7. What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
  8. What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A cherry float.
  9. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter
  10. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? A tran-sister.
  11. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin’ off.
  12. What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker.
  13. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
  14. What did one sagging tit say the other? If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!
  15. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged
  16. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was “Alwaysâ€.
  17. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus? At the circus, the clowns don’t talk.
  18. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? If the girl has to chew, before she swallows
  19. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
  20. How do you know when your wife is really dead? Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.
  21. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It’s not hard
  22. How can you tell you’re in a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
  23. How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan when they come, and take the house when they leave.
  24. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to find out.
  25. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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