Rule 7.1 aggressive driving - no matter what the circumstances ensure you take an aggressive approach to reach your destination 3.5 seconds before anyone else. If that means flashing your lights or undertaking, or in severe cases swear, smash your horn into the steering wheel or generally wave offending hand signals is TOTALLY PERMITTED!!
Rule 7.2 Small Pen!s Syndrome; If you feel the driver ahead of you has a faster car, drive up their arse and flash your lights, undertake if necessary!
Rule 19 if you eat carrots it's perfectly  acceptable to drive your vehicle at night without your lights on, as you are special and can see perfectly in the dark, don't worry about other drivers seeing you!
Rule 16 If you are bored during your journey why not call a friend. Making telephone calls without a hands free kit is permitted, other road users may wave at you and in a jealous manor waving their own hand in the shape of a phone beside their own ear. Just ignore them!