Hi, have you injured yourself recently......
Yes......
Okay what was injured....?
Well, I broke both my legs and both arms.
How was this?
Painful!!!
No, how was this accident?
It was on the stairs, I fell down......
Okay let me put you through to my injury solicitor......
Hello my name is Robin, you have been injured?
Yes two broken arms and two broken legs!!
How was this?
Painful......
No, how did you do this?
Walking down the stairs......
Okay was there anything on the stairs.....
Yes there was carpet....
No sir, was there anything to cause the fall or was the stairs broken.
No but both my arms and legs were broken 😜
Okay sir what was the cause of the accident....
I was drunk!!
Okay you come to the forest party in India ASSHOLE!!
(Puts the phone down)
he wasn't pleased but had two minutes of fun.