Im on day release from my boat today, as I have to attend some meeting or other at SFPA HQ in Edinburgh. So today has been a traveling day.
Up at 7am - Scary ride in the RIB, in dense fog, with a deaf guy driving it!
0850 - flight from Sornoway to Edinburgh on something that the Wright brothers nailed together! Even the stewardess was a Moose!
I swear I thought it was gunna fall apart around me!
1100 - National Express "revamped" train from Edinburgh to Durham. Revamped my arse! Still the same crap trains I remember from 6 years ago when I used GNER regular
And that muppet Brown expects me to use public transport rather than my car!?
I dont care how much he taxes me! I'm bloody driving my CO2 excreting, Gas Guzzling, Child killing Zed!
Sod the bloody ozone!