Some fetching goggles like these.....
Why you may ask... well here are some simple equations..
Mowing the Lawn + Stone + Eye Ball = Lots of pain !!!
Then.......
Mowing incident + Hospital + Evil Nurse = Lots more Pain
Apparently Mrs Doogyrev says I dont look like I have been punched in the face any more......... but it still friggin hurts.
Look Left.... errrrr no thanks, look right......errrr no thanks again
Apparently on average, a person blinks 16 times per minute... try that with 12 grit sandpaper on the inside of your eye lids !!!
Remember BE SAFE WHEN MOWING THE LAWN !!!!!